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What are you, new?
It's "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
The answer is "as much as he could."
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The square root times pi of the number of pancakes is takes to shingle a doghouse.
..wait, I got that wrong.. where's my sliderule..
..wait, I got that wrong.. where's my sliderule..
Here's a real one that I was going to post in the other thread until it got locked:
What's the first number in the English language that, if written out, contains the letter "A"?
One...
Two...
Three...
etc
What's the first number in the English language that, if written out, contains the letter "A"?
One...
Two...
Three...
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PHOAR!
hmmm. lookout's was funnier.
He's such a clever Trevor..
edit: I'll get the name right in a minute
Winner.
You go to a small town one day while traveling for work. You badly need a haircut, and so you traipse into the only barbershop in town, and inside there are two barbers sitting around waiting for some customers. Bob is reading a newspaper, listening to the radio, and is dressed very nicely in a shirt and a tie. His hair is very neatly trimmed. Bill, on the other hand, is smoking while watching Jerry Springer on an old black and white TV in the corner of the shop. His hair looks like it was cut by a weed wacker.
They inform you that they are the only two barbers in town. Which of the two do you have cut your hair, and why?
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Bill cuts Bob's hair. I'd pick Bill, if I had hair (or money for a haircut
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Yes sir.
Alright. I've gotta go do some lunch now. That was fun though.
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