# How much can a....

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# How much can a....

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1. ### lookoutGBAtemp Board Room

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How much can a wood chuck chuch if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2. ### spokenropec7

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May 26, 2006
What are you, new?

It's "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

The answer is "as much as he could."

3. ### mthrniteSo it goes.

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The square root times pi of the number of pancakes is takes to shingle a doghouse.

..wait, I got that wrong.. where's my sliderule..

4. ### spokenropec7

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Here's a real one that I was going to post in the other thread until it got locked:

What's the first number in the English language that, if written out, contains the letter "A"?

One...
Two...
Three...
etc

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Oct 24, 2002
hmm... one thousand?

6. ### lookoutGBAtemp Board Room

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One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Ate..?

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May 26, 2006
lol

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9. ### mthrniteSo it goes.

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PHOAR!

hmmm. lookout's was funnier.
He's such a clever Trevor..

edit: I'll get the name right in a minute

10. ### spokenropec7

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Winner.

You go to a small town one day while traveling for work. You badly need a haircut, and so you traipse into the only barbershop in town, and inside there are two barbers sitting around waiting for some customers. Bob is reading a newspaper, listening to the radio, and is dressed very nicely in a shirt and a tie. His hair is very neatly trimmed. Bill, on the other hand, is smoking while watching Jerry Springer on an old black and white TV in the corner of the shop. His hair looks like it was cut by a weed wacker.

They inform you that they are the only two barbers in town. Which of the two do you have cut your hair, and why?

11. ### mthrniteSo it goes.

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Bill cuts Bob's hair. I'd pick Bill, if I had hair (or money for a haircut )

12. ### rezenGBAtemp Regular

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Jan 11, 2005
Bill.

Being the only two barbers in town, Bill is the only one that could of cut Bob's hair.

13. ### spokenropec7

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May 26, 2006

What gets wetter the more that it dries?

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May 26, 2006
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A towel

15. ### spokenropec7

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The maker doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user doesn't see it. What is it?

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Nov 22, 2006
Across the pond
Neoflash

- Sam

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Apr 4, 2006
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A coffin?

18. ### spokenropec7

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May 26, 2006
Yes sir.

Alright. I've gotta go do some lunch now. That was fun though.

19. ### 5uck3rpunchSurf Monster!

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That was AWESOME!! HAHAHA!

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UTTERLY!