How do you get rid of a homeless cat?

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Why not just adopt the cat? We've got one who lives in the bushes in our back garden that we feed (it won't come near humans though) and another one that comes every day for food and a bit of fuss. It regularly comes in the house and all that. It's obviously taken a shine to you guys! Give the poor bugger a home!
 

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I wasn't mocking your spelling outgum.

In case you didn't know, straves is a serious condition amongst homeless cats. 8 out of 10 homeless cats suffer from straves. Lonely elderly women often bring these homeless cats home and on rare occasions they have contracted the disease from the felines. So, if you aren't all heartless bastards maybe you'll take this a bit more seriously. If anyone wants to donate money towards a straves cure, google "Partners United to Seeing Straves Yield" or P.U.S.S.Y. as they are known by many.

Do it for the kittens, Do it for the old ladies, Just do it.
 

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moosh01 said:
There are a number of ways to get rid of a cat:
Shotgun
Antifreeze (very amusing too)
Good 'ol shovel
Or you could always give it to an animal shelter (too boring if you ask me).
Erm...what?
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What's amusing about the antifreeze option?
 

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This happened to our family once. The cat itself was disgusting, but for some reason we kept feeding her.

One day she didn't appear on our lawn, we assumed she was hit by a car or died of sickness or something. To be honest, it was a relief, because it wasn't our cat (I was still a little sad about it though). We were too nice and took care of a stray that ended up dying.
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My brother and I wanted to keep her as a pet, but my mom didn't have any money to go to a vet with.
 

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We can keep it, but most of my family are allgeric to cats, but i think we will end up keeping it another way, My mother is attached to it now, wanting to name it and all
 

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outgum said:
We can keep it, but most of my family are allgeric to cats, but i think we will end up keeping it another way, My mother is attached to it now, wanting to name it and all

That sucks that they're allergic to cats.
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But still, think of the good karma that adopting a homeless cat you're allergic to will bring!
 

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