Hotel GBATemp

[DaRk_ViVi]

Just coming here for my holidays, is there an empty room for me?

 

[ResearchCompoundsHub]

wow

 

[AncientBoi]

Just coming here for my holidays, is there an empty room for me?

Sorry for the delay.

uh, Yes we do $999.99 per day. Will that be cash or credit?

 

[Deleted member 301661]

Sorry for the delay.

uh, Yes we do $999.99 per day. Will that be cash or credit?

Tariffs hit that hard?

 

[BakerMan]

Tariffs hit that hard?

Nono, it was 1k/day pre-tariffs, we should've come here before i was even born, before the housing crisis

 

[Deleted member 301661]

Nono, it was 1k/day pre-tariffs, we should've come here before i was even born, before the housing crisis

Nah, i've seen as low as $70,- a day, and i'm not that old.
1K never happened, you my friend were deluded.

 

[AncientBoi]

Nah, i've seen as low as $70,- a day, and i'm not that old.
1K never happened, you my friend were deluded.

Ahhh, but OUR Hotel is "Theee Best" in the

 

[Deleted member 301661]

Ahhh, but OUR Hotel is "Theee Best" in the

It's like heaven!
It comes with inclusive arcade, LAN party, 256TB/s internet, all the snacks and drinks the world has to offer and true equal freedom!

 

[AncientBoi]

It's like heaven!
It comes with inclusive arcade, LAN party, 256TB/s internet, all the snacks and drinks the world has to offer and true equal freedom!

We also have @BakerMan as the Head Chef at OUR Exclusive Restaurant

And he does put on the pizzas

 

[Plazorn]

Tempers! Do not go to room 34637! My curiosity got the better of me when I heard Latin chanting within; after looking inside, I saw none-other than @JaapDaniels himself drifting around and doing donuts in the hotel room! Be warned tempers, I almost got run over.

 

[Deleted member 301661]

We also have @BakerMan as the Head Chef at OUR Exclusive Restaurant

And he does put on the pizzas

Prices go through the roof, and the menu is getting downhill fast.
I mean what the f*ck! No person in the right of his mind should do such a thing to a perfect dish!

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Tempers! Do not go to room 34637! My curiosity got the better of me when I heard Latin chanting within; after looking inside, I saw none-other than @JaapDaniels himself drifting around and doing donuts in the hotel room! Be warned tempers, I almost got run over.

Sorry about the incident!

 

[BakerMan]

We also have @BakerMan as the Head Chef at OUR Exclusive Restaurant

And he does put on the pizzas

I don't remember applying for that, what the hell

 

[AncientBoi]

I don't remember applying for that, what the hell

Don't worry. You will do fine lad.

There's a reduction in your rent for it

AND a to the hidden exclusive elevator.

 

[BakerMan]

for my broke ass who can't afford another 1k a night, what the hell, i'll take it

 

[Skelletonike]

Dayum, I forgot this existed!

I don't even remember if I ever got a room. Tbf, lobbies are usually the goat, sofas are really comfortable too.

 

[MrLEWXIII]

nice place

 

[Skv0ra]

Hello peeps. Can i have a room here?

My underground lair only, lotion not included, and drift car also not included.

 

[StealthyBoi3317]

As I was checking in to Hotel GBATemp, I see posts from 2004. My room isn’t very nice yet because of newbie restrictions but eventually I will have my own library, a large balcony, and access to the Hotel’s pool during after hours. Seeing this thread makes me laugh from all the creative stuff too.

 

[AncientBoi]

As I was checking in to Hotel GBATemp, I see posts from 2004. My room isn’t very nice yet because of newbie restrictions but eventually I will have my own library, a large balcony, and access to the Hotel’s pool during after hours. Seeing this thread makes me laugh from all the creative stuff too.

Wait.. Pool ? uhhhh I'm gonna have to charge you a little more for "Pool Privileges"

[secretly asks another employee "When did we get a pool?"]

uhhh Your new bill comes to $1,666,666.01. Will that be cash or credit?

 

[StealthyBoi3317]

Wait.. Pool ? uhhhh I'm gonna have to charge you a little more for "Pool Privileges"

[secretly asks another employee "When did we get a pool?"]

uhhh Your new bill comes to $1,666,666.01. Will that be cash or credit?

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