Hotel GBATemp

[SacredFlameKeeper]

Lemme check

[tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap] [enter]

After a Good Long Search, Unfortunately. no.

But, there is room rightnext to the dumpster Will that be Cash or Credit?

heres the 1000000000000000000$,
that would be enough for some time.

 

[AncientBoi]

[moves the $ symbol to it's correct position] $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

NOICE ! I have you in our EXclusive Penthouse Here's your

OH ! and the EXclusive elevator is That way.

And HAVE A WONDERFUL STAY .

 

[SacredFlameKeeper]

[moves the $ symbol to it's correct position] $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

NOICE ! I have you in our EXclusive Penthouse Here's your

OH ! and the EXclusive elevator is That way. View attachment 490831 And HAVE A WONDERFUL STAY .

thank you! i hope this is the best of the best! i hope to see more of this

 

[Subnetic]

thank you! i hope this is the best of the best! i hope to see more of this

just pray the elevator doesnt eject itself 10,000 feet into the air with you inside of it like Willy Wonka

 

[MaestroLiendre]

Hey there! I'm only 2 messages away to be able to post in other threads!

 

[Skv0ra]

Occasional tremors, airhammer noises, and broken glass sounds at night? Worry not guests, that's just from my bugout shelter I've dug out and set up while lurking for a decade! Secret passcode gets ya access to some grade S debauchery that's way better than the official dungeon.

 

[Kirbydogs]

Occasional tremors, airhammer noises, and broken glass sounds at night? Worry not guests, that's just from my bugout shelter I've dug out and set up while lurking for a decade! Secret passcode gets ya access to some grade S debauchery that's way better than the official dungeon.

I was expecting a "Worry not guests, I'm Batman.", but whatever, guy-with-a-pfp-that-looks-like-it-is-having-a-seizure-man!

 

[Skv0ra]

I was expecting a "Worry not guests, I'm Batman.", but whatever, guy-with-a-pfp-that-looks-like-it-is-having-a-seizure-man!

And a gymkana setup spanning the entire floorplan of the main building, well, well underneath!

 

[Kirbydogs]

Wait, how many "quotes" can I get?

Hey! Just wanted to note that this isn't a quote. Here's a quote from Dr. Suess:

I have a dream.

It is a quote from him, y'know? Just not a long one.

Why are you still reading...

...this?

Oh and where is my room again?

I forgot.

 

[Alexander1970]

 

[citruspunch]

Wait, I didn't even realize this place existed! I've just been playing in the sand for the past week without eating or drinking! Silly ol' me!

 

[BigOnYa]

Wait, I didn't even realize this place existed! I've just been playing in the sand for the past week without eating or drinking! Silly ol' me!

Look for a white van, says "Free Candy" on the side, if you hungry.

 

[AncientBoi]

Wait, I didn't even realize this place existed! I've just been playing in the sand for the past week without eating or drinking! Silly ol' me!

Good. Now would you like smoking or non-smoking?

Sheets an pillow are extra though. Oh, oh and TP will come shortly. They're shipping it in from China.

 

[citruspunch]

Sheets an pillow are extra though. Oh, oh and TP will come shortly. They're shipping it in from China.

Man, I hate when Hotels include DLC.

 

[Skv0ra]

Man, I hate when Hotels include DLC.

And ofc, the toilet paper:

 

[NitroShell]

Hello peeps. Can i have a room here?

 

[BakerMan]

you might not want one, he's gonna charge 1k/night and you're gonna have to go all the way up to the 37th floor, stairs only because the elevator is "broken" he says, trust me, i had to experience that bullshit along with others before AND after

 

[AncientBoi]

you might not want one, he's gonna charge 1k/night and you're gonna have to go all the way up to the 37th floor, stairs only because the elevator is "broken" he says, trust me, i had to experience that bullshit along with others before AND after

What?!? I do Not!

Hello peeps. Can i have a room here?

Anywhose, back to $1001 per night. [towels, soap and TP not included]. Confirming with bank, Okies.

You are on the 38th floor, and in room 3801
The elevator is still under maintenance for 2 more years. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Here's your Entry Card Key , and, "Have A Nice Day"

 

[citruspunch]

"Have A Nice Day"

Psst, he means have a horrible day!

 

[BakerMan]

What?!? I do Not!



Anywhose, back to $1001 per night. [towels, soap and TP not included]. Confirming with bank, Okies.

You are on the 38th floor, and in room 3801
The elevator is still under maintenance for 2 more years. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Here's your Entry Card Key , and, "Have A Nice Day"

oh and you disprove me by making them walk up another floor? baseball, huh?