Hotel GBATemp

[piesilhouette]

Checking into the hotel 100% fr

 

[AncientBoi]

Checking into the hotel 100% fr

Wonderful . Your room number is 3705. That's on the 37th floor. The Staircase is that way

The elevator is under maintenance for 5 months. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Here's your card key, and, "Have A Nice Day"

 

[BakerMan]

Hello, I'm finally checking in after like 2 years.
Judging by previous rooms, I assume my room is 3706 on the 37th floor?

 

[BigOnYa]

Hello, I'm finally checking in after like 2 years.
Judging by previous rooms, I assume my room is 3706 on the 37th floor?

No the kitchen staff stays in a RV in the back parking lot. Breakfast is served at 7am so have muffins ready by then.

 

[BakerMan]

No the kitchen staff stays in a RV in the back parking lot. Breakfast is served at 7am so have muffins ready by then.

I never applied to kitchen staff, I'm just checking in as a guest.

 

[BigOnYa]

I never applied to kitchen staff, I'm just checking in as a guest.

Sorry your credit card was declined Mr. Jolly Baker, it says declined for possible "identity theft".

 

[BakerMan]

Sorry your credit card was declined Mr. Jolly Baker, it says declined for possible "identity theft".

Oh ffs, I forgot to go get my name changed legally, be right back.

 

[AncientBoi]

Oh ffs, I forgot to go get my name changed legally, be right back.

Glad you're back sir. Correct that you are on the 37th floor, and in room 3706.

? I see that We shall have to Charge you extra as there has been a BOLO sent to all Hotels that, you and Mr .... Wario tend to share the room under a single occupancy rate.

Thus, we require.. $999 per night at double price equals... $1,998. Will that be cash or credit?

 

[BakerMan]

Glad you're back sir. Correct that you are on the 37th floor, and in room 3706.

? I see that We shall have to Charge you extra as there has been a BOLO sent to all Hotels that, you and Mr .... Wario tend to share the room under a single occupancy rate.

Thus, we require.. $999 per night at double price equals... $1,998. Will that be cash or credit?

I broke up with Wario a while back, it's just me now.

 

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[AncientBoi]

I broke up with Wario a while back, it's just me now.

NP, then the rent goes back to $999 per night. [towels, soap and TP not included]

Will that be Ca$h or Credit?

 

[BakerMan]

Credit I guess

 

[cozycaliban]

...Is this where you say 'hello'? Because if so, then Hello!

 

[AncientBoi]

Credit I guess

Wonderful. you could have gotten it at a lower price, if you would've done this for me

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Anywhose, back to $999 per night. [towels, soap and TP not included]. Confirming with bank, Okies.

You are on the 37th floor, and in room 3706 as you predicted.
The elevator is still under maintenance for 5 months. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Here's your Entry Card Key , and, "Have A Nice Day"

...Is this where you say 'hello'? Because if so, then Hello!

uh NO.

 

[callofcthuloo]

How many years has room 1408 been occupied, and when it will next become available?

 

[AncientBoi]

How many years has room 1408 been occupied, and when it will next become available?

[tappity, tap tap tap, [enter]].. According to or records.. Oh my, Decades I'm afraid.

But we do have 1409. It has the same wonderful view of our lovely trash bins, as does 1408. Would you accept that one?

 

[callofcthuloo]

[tappity, tap tap tap, [enter]].. According to or records.. Oh my, Decades I'm afraid.

But we do have 1409. It has the same wonderful view of our lovely trash bins, as does 1408. Would you accept that one?

Happily, I saw the lovely trash bins in the brochure and was smitten. Smoking or non-smoking?

 

[AncientBoi]

Happily, I saw the lovely trash bins in the brochure and was smitten. Smoking or non-smoking?

[tappity, tap tap tap, [enter]].. It says.. Occupiers choice

 

[MrBlizzard]

Hello is this the hotel I've been hearing about? GBAtemp is definitely an odd name but the prices are cheap and the reviews while not sounding human do look good what accomodation options are there

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Hello is this the hotel I've been hearing about? GBAtemp is definitely an odd name but the prices are cheap and the reviews while not sounding human do look good what accomodation options are there

Why is there a voice telling me I've checked in why are there no workers have I been talking in an abandoned hotel like an insane person I'm leaving

 

[dev-tinker]

i wanna check in