Hotel GBATemp

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I already have my van t shirt on:
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They are available on Amazon, for all who are interested.
Here are the candy!, Get in the Van now!

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Damn, a post from 2004 how my life has changed so much since then. Sure, I will check into the hotel.

Wonderful :) . Your room number is 3703. That's on the :unsure::unsure::unsure: 37th floor. The Staircase is that way :D 👉

Sorry for the inconvenience. The elevator will be under maintenance for 6 months. :)

Here's your keys, and, "Have A Nice Day" :D
 
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It was a long and painful journey to reach the most delightful (or semi delightful) hotel. But as I reached it on my micro sized boat for half a person, I checked in. Luckily some random bought my boat when I got there and said "for when I travel with my PC"? And then gave me a large quantity of $3. I rented out a room for a night and got to the elevator. Seven other GBA Temp Hotel residents were packed in there with me. And not to my surprise, a smell emerged from someones buttox. When I got off onto my floor, I saw my room. It looked like a house inside the hotel. It was a nice hardwood shined finish (does this make sense??), just as I was about to my GameBoy Advances shaped key to open the door, RocketRobz gets out of the elevator, stares and me and points to the door sign, "Stylish Twilight Hero". That's the end of that.... The glory room.... And now I'm at my shack-hotel room. Set up my things (DSi) and grabbed a KitKat, the next morning the whole minibar was cleaned out (I ate it) and checked out.... Only to realise I had to PAY. Should've known $3 wasn't gonna cut it... So I ran and rested on the beautiful shore outside of hotel GBA Temp, playing volleyball (trying to) and thinking of a way to get RocketRobz room.......


10/10 will come again! (once I get another boat!)
 
Attention all tempers. Our lost and found is overflowing and at max capacity. Please come and claim your lost item in the next 24 hours, or else your used sex toy will be given to @AncientBoi. Thank you and have a nice day.
 
Attention all tempers. Our lost and found is overflowing and at max capacity. Please come and claim your lost item in the next 24 hours, or else your used sex toy will be given to @AncientBoi. Thank you and have a nice day.
Oh no, I am running I don't want to loose my (hem hemm) nooo
 
An amazing delight of both sight and sound,
The GBATemp hotel atop the island's mound,
Though my goal was to recover,
I was freighted to discover,
Disgusting items within the lost and found
I thought I was expecting Hotel California in my mind.
 
Now that the Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced, there will probably be a lot more visitors at the Hotel.
It seems that unfortunately we are running out of room for the visitors. Will the income from the increased amount of visitors allow us to build more rooms in the Hotel? It remains to be seen.
 
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Now that the Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced, there will probably be a lot more visitors at the Hotel.
It seems that unfortunately we are running out of room for the visitors. Will the income from the increased amount of visitors allow us to build more rooms in the Hotel? It remains to be seen.

We're sorry, but we will have to Raise Your Rents in order to build more rooms. :mellow:

From $666 to $999 per night. [towels, soap and TP not included]

Thank You in advance :D

Signed,

The Management
 
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hey can i get a room

Wonderful :) . Your room number is 3704. That's on the :unsure::unsure::unsure: 37th floor. The Staircase is that way :D 👉

The elevator is under maintenance for 6 months. :) Sorry for the inconvenience. :)


Here's your keys, and, "Have A Nice Day" :D
 

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