Hotel GBATemp

[AncientBoi]

i wanna check in

Sure. I'll be happy to help you with that. Smoking or Non Smoking?

 

[Subnetic]

As I walk into Hotel GBATemp, the once beautiful archway(from accounts in hotel history) is painted by a mysterious "image not found" almost as if it no longer exists, that's okay though because the history is written and the awesome community can be clearly heard from outside the hotel.

I'm new here, some of you may already know me, but most people call me Sub!
I'm hoping to check into Room 1408, and I'd like all the psychological horror involved with all the Nintendo products available. Whoever cares to join me in Room 1408, we'll play "Who can stay sane the longest" and we'll somehow build the ultimate quantum system that can run any game, in fact, it will run so well, you can just emulate another life in which you check in at Hotel GBAtemp and build a quantum system that can run anything so you emulate another life in your emulated life and maybe somewhere down the line, we can recreate the Hotel GBAtemp archways and all the other glorious imagery created over the years

 

[AncientBoi]

As I walk into Hotel GBATemp, the once beautiful archway(from accounts in hotel history) is painted by a mysterious "image not found" almost as if it no longer exists, that's okay though because the history is written and the awesome community can be clearly heard from outside the hotel.

I'm new here, some of you may already know me, but most people call me Sub!
I'm hoping to check into Room 1408, and I'd like all the psychological horror involved with all the Nintendo products available. Whoever cares to join me in Room 1408, we'll play "Who can stay sane the longest" and we'll somehow build the ultimate quantum system that can run any game, in fact, it will run so well, you can just emulate another life in which you check in at Hotel GBAtemp and build a quantum system that can run anything so you emulate another life in your emulated life and maybe somewhere down the line, we can recreate the Hotel GBAtemp archways and all the other glorious imagery created over the years

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Hello police, there is an intruder in Room 1408. No he didn't check-in, nor paid for the room. Yes, please hurry.

The audacity of these people. ​

 

[Cranesbill]

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Hello police, there is an intruder in Room 1408. No he didn't check-in, nor paid for the room. Yes, please hurry.

The audacity of these people. ​

Uuuhhhh I’ll pay for his room

He is a newcomer of course, everyone needs a place to sleep

 

[Subnetic]

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Hello police, there is an intruder in Room 1408. No he didn't check-in, nor paid for the room. Yes, please hurry.

The audacity of these people. ​

I did say "I'm hoping to check into-" !! but thats okay, I don't blame you cause it is long and mostly nonsense

Uuuhhhh I’ll pay for his room

He is a newcomer of course, everyone needs a place to sleep

Awwe thanks! Today I will allow one potato to keep its skin in honor of you

 

[Flame]

Hello hotel

 

[notsu]

-snip-

 

[smileyhead]

I don't know how to feel about this place. Is it a Hotel California-like situation, where "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"? Then why does this place have Temp in the name? Very fishy.

Historical reasons – don't worry about it.

 

[Subnetic]

Hello hotel

hi Flame, I like your profile picture

EDIT:
@AncientBoi why u sad react????
I like your profile picture too

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

so i just got back from the pool area and on my way back to my room, why is there a dog and a radioactive triceratops
having a turf war?





either way i place my bets on the dog, surely it'll come out victorious

 

[AncientBoi]

so i just got back from the pool area and on my way back to my room, why is there a dog and a radioactive triceratops
having a turf war?





either way i place my bets on the dog, surely it'll come out victorious

OH MY Oh My oh my,

That's extra on your bill as entertainment.

[tappity tap tap] [enter]

your new bill is.. $1,999.99. I will charge this to your account. Anything else?

 

[BakerMan]

Hello I'd like to check out because my room got invaded by crackheads and I need to get out of there for my own safety, and also I'm too much of a broke bitch to pay double because of the entertainment

 

[AncientBoi]

Hello I'd like to check out because my room got invaded by crackheads and I need to get out of there for my own safety, and also I'm too much of a broke bitch to pay double because of the entertainment

No problem. I can help you with that. Just gimme a sec..........


Hello .....


Just wait a sec while I set the room as Available.

[t a p p i t y t a p , t a p p i t y t a p , t a p p i t y t a p , t a p p i t y t a p , t a p p i t y t a p ,]

[enter] And, Have A Nice Day

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

OH MY Oh My oh my,

That's extra on your bill as entertainment.

[tappity tap tap] [enter]

your new bill is.. $1,999.99. I will charge this to your account. Anything else?

But @AngryCinnabon was the one who brought both of them that isn't my bill to pay smh

 

[AncientBoi]

But @AngryCinnabon was the one who brought both of them that isn't my bill to pay smh

Ahhhhhhh, so there was 4 of you in the room. That's Extra.



The bill is now $7,999.96

Cash or Credit?

 

[Cranesbill]

Ahhhhhhh, so there was 4 of you in the room. That's Extra.



The bill is now $7,999.96

Cash or Credit?

Why is it so expensive? It's not like anyone visits here- they're too busy glazing reddit and RETROGAMETALK

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

Why is it so expensive? It's not like anyone visits here- they're too busy glazing reddit and RETROGAMETALK

Glazing reddit sounds like a Stockholm syndrome adjacent endeavor

 

[Cranesbill]

Glazing reddit sounds like a Stockholm syndrome adjacent endeavor

I don't like how popular it is, even if it's on the downfall

 

[SacredFlameKeeper]

hello there pals,

got a free room for one?

 

[AncientBoi]

hello there pals, have a free room for one?

Lemme check

[tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tap tap] [enter]

After a Good Long Search, Unfortunately. no.

But, there is room rightnext to the dumpster Will that be Cash or Credit?