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HRTH! My name is Alan John.

I'm a 27 year old American GBAtemper, or dickmongling poopyfaced buttfiend for all you normal folk. I draw Hentmei and furry fan-art on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my sigs and playing superior PC videogames, like Counter-Strike 1.6, Gone Home and Team Fortress 2.

I train with my gaming computer every day, this superior machine can run Crysis at a clean 60 FPS because it is overclocked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to every other gaming PC on earth. I started building my gaming PC two years ago and have been working on it every day.

I speak American fluently, both English and the International dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about GBAtemp history, and their rules, which I break 100%.

When I get my Moderator-ship, I am moving to the staff forums to participate in a prestigious shitposting thread. I hope I can become a podcast crew member for iFish or even a supervisor!

I own several alt-accounts, which I sockpuppet with around the EoF. I want to get used to praising myself before I become a staff mamber, so I can fit in easier. I look down on members and speak American as often as I can, but rarely does anyone care to respond.

Wish me luck in GBAtemp guys, Thanks!

p.s. I am also a dirty plagiarising buttfiend who doesn't give Alex credit.
 

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