Hi, I'm AlanJohn-Sama

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  1. Zorua
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    Zorua I'm not a furry.

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    HRTH! My name is Alan John.

    I'm a 27 year old American GBAtemper, or dickmongling poopyfaced buttfiend for all you normal folk. I draw Hentmei and furry fan-art on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my sigs and playing superior PC videogames, like Counter-Strike 1.6, Gone Home and Team Fortress 2.

    I train with my gaming computer every day, this superior machine can run Crysis at a clean 60 FPS because it is overclocked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to every other gaming PC on earth. I started building my gaming PC two years ago and have been working on it every day.

    I speak American fluently, both English and the International dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about GBAtemp history, and their rules, which I break 100%.

    When I get my Moderator-ship, I am moving to the staff forums to participate in a prestigious shitposting thread. I hope I can become a podcast crew member for iFish or even a supervisor!

    I own several alt-accounts, which I sockpuppet with around the EoF. I want to get used to praising myself before I become a staff mamber, so I can fit in easier. I look down on members and speak American as often as I can, but rarely does anyone care to respond.

    Wish me luck in GBAtemp guys, Thanks!

    p.s. I am also a dirty plagiarising buttfiend who doesn't give Alex credit.
     
  2. Zorua
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    Zorua I'm not a furry.

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    P.P.S. This was a dare. :)
     
  3. Frederica Bernkastel

    Frederica Bernkastel WebPerf and PWA advocate; @antoligy on Twitter

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  4. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    wut
     
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  5. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    Was the real AlanJohn banned?
     
  6. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I'll say!
     
  7. Frederica Bernkastel

    Frederica Bernkastel WebPerf and PWA advocate; @antoligy on Twitter

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    No it's okay, that was because AlanJohn kept stealing shit from me and passing it off as his own work.
     
  8. Sop

    Sop groovy dude lmao

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  9. AlanJohn

    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    oh god im laughing so hard right now! this is gold! :rofl2:
     
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  10. Sop

    Sop groovy dude lmao

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  11. Luigi2012SM64DS

    Luigi2012SM64DS G-old member

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    Oh hi TaeWong.