Hey people...What do you think about adult stuff?

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  1. Trident Boy
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    So people, i'm back =D

    And I wanted to ask, what do you think about those adult stuff...like porn and hentai????!?!?!?!?

    Recently, mom caught me masturbating, and she began to scream saying that what I was doing was created by devil himself, and by doing those things, I would be corrupted by the evil.

    The problem is: I want to obey mom's orders...but it's just so frustating looking at all those beautiful images around the internet and not doing something to release the "tension"...if you know what I mean....
     


  2. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Just find some mom and son incest love story, and leave it somewhere for her to see. Everything will be better.
     
  3. Mailyfesux

    Mailyfesux Advanced Member

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    Just go up to your mom and ask her how you were conceived.
     
  4. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    I dunno... What does my signature say?
     
  5. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    i tink dat u shud liek rly tlk to ur mom cuz she cnt tell u wat u cnt do to urself n lol porn is gud 4 u cuz of da helth effects n i just tink it is rly unfair dat she do dat
     
  6. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    I think Twiffles's parents were up to chose between seeing her using drug or Hentai and then they agreed on Hentai.
     
  7. Orc

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    As Linkiboy and I say:
    TRIDENT BOY FUCK YEAH!
     
  8. Lyuse

    Lyuse Newbie

    I haven't masturbated for as long as I live which is 22 years I'm sure you can do it too
     
  9. Mewgia

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    hmmm I have a hard time beleiving this, especially since you implied in your marriage thread that you've also never had sex
     
  10. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Ugh your Mom is really a pain >.
     
  11. Westside

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    I personally don't like hentai, I think it's over rated, and full of girls under the age of 25, and plus IT'S DRAWN CARTOON PORN!!! That being said, porno is the cure to boredom. In my case milf and real.
     
  12. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    Stick it in her pooper [​IMG]
     
  13. Agjsdfd

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    Whats your age?
    Get a girlfriend...
     
  14. ShadowXP

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    hey test84 your signature causes me FUCKING SEIZURE ISSUES MAN

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCJJJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKKKKING SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEESEIZURE ISSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] EEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
  15. Sinkhead

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    Well masturbation is a perfectly natural part of life, I believe that somewhere there are passages in the Bible about it (we did it in Religious Studies sometime)
    I'd usually say talk to her but that would be really awkward...

    Is masturbation a sin?

    I always put a doorstop under the door [​IMG]
     
  16. JPH

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    I think it's natural for guys to masturbate...it's not strange or un-normal (or comes from the devil, lol)

    Do it at night when no one's awake!
     
  17. Cermage

    Cermage GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    its natural, if you don't you get wet dreams XD
     
  18. anime_junkie

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    Masturbation is fine and perfectly healthy. Personally, I find it a great form of stress relief. As far as my folks go, they got no idea, and I got over 15 gigs and masturbate daily. I've never been caught fappin' or with my porn, because I'm not retarded and I take precautions. And my parents are very unperceptive. I've read H-Manga with my dad 5 feet away on the other PC.

    All my friends have been caught, though. lol.
     
  19. El-ahrairah

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    You should learn to lock the door.
     
  20. scubersteve

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    Exactly like me.
    I've done it in hotel rooms while everyone else in the room is asleep before.
    What would REALLY suck is if someone who talks to my parents reads anything I post online...