Looks like an old R4 (pre microSDHC, your limited to 2GB or less) or early clone. Opening it will not likely help, nobody tends to put website info on the PCB, current clones put them on the sticker which yours is missing.
If it is a legit R4, you can just download wood R4 to run on it.
humour is subjective.. if you dont see the humour, we have to at least recognise the attempted pretext of it within the social commentary its giving...