OOOOH! I have one!
So this took place right at the start of COVID, and at that point in time, the pain I was in was considerable due to my neck problem. I was on a lot of things to help control pain with a low rate of success. Co-Codamol (acetaminophen+codeine 500/30), Naproxen, Oral Morphine and Duloxitine (I promise this is relevant)
One morning, I woke up and didn't feel well at all. Sweat was dripping, flowing out of me like a waterfall, and I was freezing cold. I needed to use the toilet badly, and I didn't know which end to deal with first. I managed to get out of bed feeling really dizzy and somehow managed to make it to the toilet, but it felt like it had taken hours to get there. I sat down on the down and erupted from both ends, luckily the bathroom's bin was empty, so not too much mess.
I didn't clock it at the time as my brain was bootlooping, but blood from both ends :/ Unaware of this fact, I made the trek back to the bed, and I just made it and sat on the edge. I'm not sure how long I was sitting on the edge of the bed, but I needed to go to the toilet again. I stood up, and out went the lights.
The next thing I remember must have been a couple of seconds later, with Mrs Uiaad asking, " Are you okay ?"
I replied, my brain not firing on all cylinders, " I'm okay, I just fell out of bed "
By this time, she was out of bed and looking at me, cumpled up at the bottom of the bed between the wall and the bed
"That's not what happened, is it? "
She managed to get me back up and onto the bed before discovering the blood in the bathroom bin and promptly calling an ambulance. It was fun getting to the ambulance mind, as I was upstairs in a bedroom in a house, when you leave, you have to go up another set of stone steps ( the second floor is at more or less street level ), and there's me, who can't stand for more than 3 seconds without passing out again.
I later found out that Naproxen and Duloxetine would be prescribed together without something like Omiprizole to protect the stomach, as i had a couple of holes in there where blood was just pouring