Harvard Cracks DNA Storage

[Ace Overclocked]

Next up: A bioterrorist organization using DNAviruses to turn people into zombies.

 

[Dann Woolf]

You could replace your sperm's DNA with illegally downloaded software, and commit a felony every time you jerk off.

It gives a whole new meaning to seeding a torrent.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Next up: A bioterrorist organization using DNAviruses to turn people into zombies.

Have you considered a career with Umbrella Corporation?

 

[WiiUBricker]

The thought of storing porn and pirated software in DNA makes me sick.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Gotta' love those 3-minute seek times, though!

And you gotta keep your drive away from radiation and anything carcinogenic. I'd hate to have your information mutate corrupt on you.

Dammit, I just so happen to be a heavy chain smoker who is also The Incredible Hulk.

Shouldn't be an issue for most people who keep a microwave away from the computer and who don't smoke.

 

[Ace Overclocked]

Next up: A bioterrorist organization using DNAviruses to turn people into zombies.

Have you considered a career with Umbrella Corporation?

Haha, yeah.
Neo umbrella?

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Gotta' love those 3-minute seek times, though!

And you gotta keep your drive away from radiation and anything carcinogenic. I'd hate to have your information mutate corrupt on you.

Dammit, I just so happen to be a heavy chain smoker who is also The Incredible Hulk.

Shouldn't be an issue for most people who keep a microwave away from the computer and who don't smoke.

Microwaves are non-ionizing radiation, so anything less than placing it in the microwave and turning it on wouldn't do anything.

 

[pasc]

Now we just have to wonder how the read/write speed is

 

[Scott-105]

That's really freaking cool. This pretty much tells us why each human being is so different, since there's so much data stored, there can be so many changes.

 

[Janthran]

"MY hard drive is human flesh! HAH!"

 

[Janthran]

Huh. Science is kind of funny like that.

Again, science is knowledge, not an entity.
Science isn't "like" anything. It just is.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Huh. Science is kind of funny like that.

Again, science is knowledge, not an entity.
Science isn't "like" anything. It just is.

You've always struck me as the angry "get off my lawn" guy.


Now I know why.

 

[Bladexdsl]

soooo...how do i transfer data to a friend?

Penetration.

how does that work with your male friends though?

 

[Zetta_x]

Gotta' love those 3-minute seek times, though!

And you gotta keep your drive away from radiation and anything carcinogenic. I'd hate to have your information mutate corrupt on you.

"Why is their porn on your computer?"

"Mom I swear the microwave did it!"

 

[triassic911]

soooo...how do i transfer data to a friend?

Penetration.

how does that work with your male friends though?

....penetration.

 

[Bladexdsl]

soooo...how do i transfer data to a friend?

Penetration.

how does that work with your male friends though?

....penetration.

ew the future is gonna be GAY

 

[Zetta_x]

Time to get freaky with my female USB ports...

Men have attached USB cables

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Time to get freaky with my female USB ports...

Men have attached USB cables

There's a reason why cables have "male" and "female" ends.

 

[Janthran]

Huh. Science is kind of funny like that.

Again, science is knowledge, not an entity.
Science isn't "like" anything. It just is.

You've always struck me as the angry "get off my lawn" guy.


Now I know why.

Because I don't believe science is a god?

 

[nryn99]

soooo...how do i transfer data to a friend?

Penetration.

how does that work with your male friends though?

....penetration.

ew the future is gonna be GAY

male to male won't fit. it has to be male female then male.

Time to get freaky with my female USB ports...

Men have attached USB cables

There's a reason why cables have "male" and "female" ends.

thanks guild