Happy Single Awareness Day Everyone!

[Master Dimentio]

And so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a Kindergarten picnic. It is I, Master Dimentio, wishing you single folks a Happy Single Awareness Day.

But what IS Single Awareness Day? Is this some bullsh*t I just made up? No no no! It IS in fact a REAL thing!

So I heard you were single... Well so am I. We are lonely without a mate or we may be completely happy without a mate... But on this day we are in fact very aware of what we don't have in life. Companionship... Romance.

Well to those of you down in the dumps you don't have a lover for Valentines Day. I'm here for you. I don't either so I can sympathize. Anyways folks let's still try to have a good day!

 

[osaka35]

February 15th is cheap candy day. It's one of my favorite holidays.

 

[RevPokemon]

February 15th is cheap candy day. It's one of my favorite holidays.

also I have found the OTHER thing people buy for Valentine's Day is discounted

 

[BlueFox gui]

hhhmmm...... no change im still alone, still the same

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

What about march 14?

 

[Olmectron]

I'm not alone, but I support you all, fellow tempers.

 

[RevPokemon]

What about march 14?

On March 15th you get half priced hookers and also 15% off at Longhorn Steak House...

 

[osaka35]

also I have found the OTHER thing people buy for Valentine's Day is discounted

An hour-long "personal massage"?

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

On March 15th you get half priced hookers and also 15% off at Longhorn Steak House...

Really? Why?

 

[Garblant]

Can't wait to get discounted chocolate!

 

[BARNWEY]

Thanks fam, you too XD

 

[SonicCloud]

This must be my holiday , i barely get something on this day :'D

 

[CitizenSnips]

Awesome, something for me to celebrate on Valentine's Day!

 

[BARNWEY]

This must be my holiday , i barely get something on this day :'D

I usually just buy my own presents, it reminds me that I have money while my friends' significant others take up all their money XD

 

[Vipera]

I bought myself a Rolex for this day.

Oh wait, I'm not single.

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

 

[dAVID_]

What adult toy?.

 

[Deleted User]

Cool
Too bad I don't bitch about being alone as I don't really care about having a girlfriend as a social status. Atleast at this age it is.

What adult toy?.

Did you just add a Brazil flag or was it always there?

 

[Nikki_swap]

you have no idea how glorious this thing feels

 

[Deleted User]

you have no idea how glorious this thing feels

If you have really fluffy hair it feels fucking great, not so great when you just got a haircut and have almost no hair