And so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a Kindergarten picnic. It is I, Master Dimentio, wishing you single folks a Happy Single Awareness Day. But what IS Single Awareness Day? Is this some bullsh*t I just made up? No no no! It IS in fact a REAL thing! So I heard you were single... Well so am I. We are lonely without a mate or we may be completely happy without a mate... But on this day we are in fact very aware of what we don't have in life. Companionship... Romance. Well to those of you down in the dumps you don't have a lover for Valentines Day. I'm here for you. I don't either so I can sympathize. Anyways folks let's still try to have a good day!