Happy Single Awareness Day Everyone!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Master Dimentio, Feb 14, 2017.

  1. Master Dimentio
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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    Making my perfect world.
    And so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a Kindergarten picnic. It is I, Master Dimentio, wishing you single folks a Happy Single Awareness Day.

    But what IS Single Awareness Day? Is this some bullsh*t I just made up? No no no! It IS in fact a REAL thing!
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    So I heard you were single... Well so am I. We are lonely without a mate or we may be completely happy without a mate... But on this day we are in fact very aware of what we don't have in life. Companionship... Romance.

    Well to those of you down in the dumps you don't have a lover for Valentines Day. I'm here for you. I don't either so I can sympathize. Anyways folks let's still try to have a good day!
     
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  2. osaka35

    osaka35 Instrucional Designer

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    February 15th is cheap candy day. It's one of my favorite holidays.
     
  3. RevPokemon

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    also I have found the OTHER thing people buy for Valentine's Day is discounted
     
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  4. BlueFox gui

    BlueFox gui SOMEONE

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    hhhmmm...... no change im still alone, still the same
     
  5. Sonic Angel Knight

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    What about march 14? :creep:
     
  6. Olmectron

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    I'm not alone, but I support you all, fellow tempers. :)
     
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  7. RevPokemon

    RevPokemon GBATemp's 3rd Favorite Transgirl

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    On March 15th you get half priced hookers and also 15% off at Longhorn Steak House...
     
  8. osaka35

    osaka35 Instrucional Designer

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    An hour-long "personal massage"?
     
  9. Sonic Angel Knight

    Sonic Angel Knight GBAtemp Legend

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    Really? Why?:blink:
     
  10. Garblant

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    Alola
    Can't wait to get discounted chocolate!
     
  11. BARNWEY

    BARNWEY Legen-wait for it-dary

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    Thanks fam, you too XD
     
  12. SonicCloud

    SonicCloud a crybaby <3.

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    This must be my holiday , i barely get something on this day :'D
     
  13. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Awesome, something for me to celebrate on Valentine's Day!
     
  14. BARNWEY

    BARNWEY Legen-wait for it-dary

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    I usually just buy my own presents, it reminds me that I have money while my friends' significant others take up all their money XD
     
  15. Vipera

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    I bought myself a Rolex for this day.

    Oh wait, I'm not single.
     
  16. Sonic Angel Knight

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    :creep:

     
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  17. dAVID_

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    What adult toy?:creep:.
     
  18. VinLark

    VinLark This machine kills bourgeois sentimentality.

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    Too bad I don't bitch about being alone as I don't really care about having a girlfriend as a social status. Atleast at this age it is.
    Did you just add a Brazil flag or was it always there?
     
  19. Nikki_swap

    Nikki_swap The Lewdest

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    you have no idea how glorious this thing feels [​IMG]
     
  20. VinLark

    VinLark This machine kills bourgeois sentimentality.

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    If you have really fluffy hair it feels fucking great, not so great when you just got a haircut and have almost no hair