Hello dear hippies.
You are acting as if you absolutely ignored the most important fact about this planned fail-nifestation. I will post it in bold, in case someone misses it again.
They have no proof that Nintendo uses materials produced or mined in Congo and/or other war-affected/slavery-friendly areas. Their only excuse is that since there is no proof that they are not using said materials, they just as well may be using them.
*Clears throat* What's important, they express this themselves. Clearly. On their home page. Can't miss it. I will now create some similar sentences. Warning, some of them may be offensive.
You have been molested by your parents. If you do not remember being molested by parents, you might have just as well repressed those memories. Ask them now. Especially if they have guests over.
Your brain is non-existant. The fact that you've seen pictures of a human brain does not necessarily mean that you also posses one. The only way to be sure that you do have a brain is cracking your skull open. Do it now.
You like men(women if you're female). Alot. You like to have gay S&M sex with them. The fact that you've never had it before might mean that you could just as well enjoy having your butt filled with razorblades. Try it now.
Please don't do the above mentioned things. Ever. I'm just proving a point here.
Once again. Screw you, hippies.