Good Morning Post

[AncientBoi]

Why is a guy stretching underneath a giant fortune cookie? Hard to tell which is more impressive; the flexibility, or designing such a big fortune cookie. Either way, it sounds like a huge fortunate event for a good morning! I suppose he wants coffee so that he can balance that and the fortune cookie as well for his flexibility training.

I'm guessing in your explanation, it's "Good Fortune there Cookie" ?

 

[MPRTwice]

I'm guessing in your explanation, it's "Good Fortune there Cookie" ?

Well, I'm just saying we all find success; it's just about if we want it or not. And in my case, worldly success is something I pass by since it's in the way of my real goal: inner peace.

 

[AncientBoi]

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Well, I'm just saying we all find success; it's just about if we want it or not. And in my case, worldly success is something I pass by since it's in the way of my real goal: inner peace.

Which I believe I have accomplished. Thus, I am ready to pass on.

 

[MPRTwice]

Which I believe I have accomplished. Thus, I am ready to pass on.

Anyone can pass a football, but passing worldy success requires a strong and sound mind.

 

[AncientBoi]

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That's nice. But just to be perfectly sure you understood my statement, this is what I meant.

 

[MPRTwice]

That's nice. But just to be perfectly sure you understood my statement, this is what I meant.

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Come on, be positive, my jokes are not dead! And besides, I don't even like tombstones; not enough pepperoni and cheese. Look at the bright side! The dark side is what Darth Vader wants. Humor goes a very long way. So does snark.

 

[AncientBoi]

Come on, be positive, my jokes are not dead! And besides, I don't even like tombstones; not enough pepperoni and cheese. Look at the bright side! The dark side is what Darth Vader wants. Humor goes a very long way. So does snark.

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Nvr mind. [smh]

 

[MPRTwice]

I'd be sad too if "chease" was that badly mispelled; looks like Andy threw out the pizza before he made it to oregon in such a hurry that he did not even spell it right:

Pizza is a great thing to have for making a day good; just ask TMNT fans.

I'd dock andy for mispelling "peperony" though; he must've chosen "AI coder" as his profession before heading out to oregon. he wouldn't have thrown it out into the grass along the way if it was digiorno. My easygoing, optimistic jokes rise like the crust:

 

[Xdqwerty]

Good morningn´t #404!

 

[x65943]

Good morningn´t #404!

Why you deleted my may may

 

[Xdqwerty]

Why you deleted my may may

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Cuz I was getting fed up of that kind of comments

 

[hippy dave]

Cuz I was getting fed up of that kind of comments

Can't imagine getting fed up of someone posting the same kind of annoying stuff over and over

 

[MPRTwice]

As rough as today was, I keep getting increasingly younger and healthier. Sometimes I see my reflection in a window and want to say, "Who is that kid!? He looks super tough and professional!" and then realize that's me. I look like I've de-aged by many decades compared to myself in 2002.

I'm sick with the same exact thing I had last year that threatened my life, in the exact same way (bronchitis/pnemonia bacteria in my bloodstream), and it's just a mere inconvenience at this point.

Let me spell that out:

Last year I nearly died from this (sepsis via pneumonia bacteremia), and this year it's less problematic than a mosquito buzzing around to me.

I would tell you I could die happy knowing I achieved this, but I wouldn't want you all getting the wrong impression. I am very happy with my life and what I overcame so far!

 

[x65943]

And now we return to our regularly scheduled Chinese programming

咖啡 kāfeī coffee
红茶 hóngchá black tea
绿茶 lǜchá green tea
杯子 beīzi cup
饼干 bǐnggān cookie
桌子 zhuōzi table

Tune in tomorrow for more fun Chinese

 

[MPRTwice]

And now we return to our regularly scheduled Chinese programming

咖啡 kāfeī coffee
红茶 hóngchá black tea
绿茶 lùchá green tea
杯子 beīzi cup
饼干 bǐnggān cookie
桌子 zhuōzi table

Tune in tomorrow for more fun Chinese

That's not programming; that's tea!

 

[AncientBoi]

Already got my dose of Bad Morning Post

 

[x65943]

Good morning,

Time for your daily indoctrination lesson

杯子蛋糕 beīzidàngaō cupcake
比萨 bǐsà pizza
巧克力‌ qiaǒkèlì

 

[x65943]

Next up for your indoctrination pleasure

马到成功

Mǎ daó chéng gōng

Horse arrive accomplish success

Meaning

Immediate victory

Initially in reference to war

 

[MPRTwice]

4th attempt, looped phase 99 in Super Mario Advance 4: Mario Bros. without cheats/savestsates.

This just _had_ to happen after I hacked in a phase 99 max score save edit, didn't it? At least it can be done while having double vision.

 

[x65943]