Girl issues... need your opinion?

[haflore]

As for who's wrong in this situation, you are. No matter what. Even if you're right, you're wrong. Simply because she's a woman, you are ALWAYS wrong when it comes to them.

This. It would serve every male reading this to keep it mind at all times.

Yeah...it's obviously a gag...but even so.

What the ** is wrong with that woman!?! Why can't she seem to appreciate how precious what little time we have is?!?

If I was walking to that coffee shop with you, it would have taken no more than 16 seconds!

 

[machomuu]

As for who's wrong in this situation, you are. No matter what. Even if you're right, you're wrong. Simply because she's a woman, you are ALWAYS wrong when it comes to them.

I was just about to post this.
Anyway, this.

 

[Takanato]

Is this guy for real? Lmao..Nah..you're just messing with us ;D

 

[mthrnite]

From your description, it's obvious that psychologically she has father issues, so I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
.. and by pole I mean banana.

 

[Schlupi]

I feel like you're just fucking with us.

I don't believe coitus is possible over a digital medium such as the internet, GBAtemp.net, or any websites thereof.

Can you prove to me that it wouldn't be possible? I feel like there is a way one, well, two, could achieve such a task.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I know your GAME! You're totally just Trolling us with a really, really good elaborate believable story. Kudos to you, I fell for it.

 

[Mangofett]

I feel like you're just fucking with us.

I don't believe coitus is possible over a digital medium such as the internet, GBAtemp.net, or any websites thereof.

Can you prove to me that it wouldn't be possible? I feel like there is a way one, well, two, could achieve such a task.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I know your GAME! You're totally just Trolling us with a really, really good elaborate believable story. Kudos to you, I fell for it.

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

 

[omgpwn666]

*You're now beautiful!*

 

[Mangofett]

From your description, it's obvious that psychologically she has father issues, so I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
.. and by pole I mean banana.

Sage advice, but I am confused, and need some clarification.

May I ask for your reasoning to deviate from the SI system of measurement? A 10 foot pole is equivalent to 3.048 meters, a logistically sound number.

I am also perplexed as to where one would find a banana of a 3 meter length.

 

[Sonicslasher]

From your description, it's obvious that psychologically she has father issues, so I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
.. and by pole I mean banana.

Sage advice, but I am confused, and need some clarification.

May I ask for your reasoning to deviate from the SI system of measurement? A 10 foot pole is equivalent to 3.048 meters, a logistically sound number.

I am also perplexed as to where one would find a banana of a 3 meter length.

You need look no further than in my pants :3

 

[mthrnite]

From your description, it's obvious that psychologically she has father issues, so I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
.. and by pole I mean banana.

Sage advice, but I am confused, and need some clarification.

May I ask for your reasoning to deviate from the SI system of measurement? A 10 foot pole is equivalent to 3.048 meters, a logistically sound number.

I am also perplexed as to where one would find a banana of a 3 meter length.

Sometimes a 3 meter banana is just a 3 meter banana...
.. this however is not one of those times

 

[Mangofett]

From your description, it's obvious that psychologically she has father issues, so I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
.. and by pole I mean banana.

Sage advice, but I am confused, and need some clarification.

May I ask for your reasoning to deviate from the SI system of measurement? A 10 foot pole is equivalent to 3.048 meters, a logistically sound number.

I am also perplexed as to where one would find a banana of a 3 meter length.

You need look no further than in my pants :3

Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now.

 

[Fear Zoa]

This thread reminds me of the EoF....I feel right at home

As for who was right....you were...your math was flawless....shes just a dumb blond who can't even comprehend even the most basic of mathematical equations

 

[Ssx9]

...What the eff have I just read...

e_e.

 

[Mangofett]

This thread reminds me of the EoF....I feel right at home

As for who was right....you were...your math was flawless....shes just a dumb blond who can't even comprehend even the most basic of mathematical equations

That's because... I am the EOF. We are one and the same.

 

[Fear Zoa]

This thread reminds me of the EoF....I feel right at home

As for who was right....you were...your math was flawless....shes just a dumb blond who can't even comprehend even the most basic of mathematical equations

That's because... I am the EOF. We are one and the same.

yay!

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Best. Thread. Eva.

 

[mthrnite]

 

[raulpica]

This thread reminds me of the EoF....I feel right at home

As for who was right....you were...your math was flawless....shes just a dumb blond who can't even comprehend even the most basic of mathematical equations

That's because... I am the EOF. We are one and the same.

No, you are the TA. Whatever good was left in it before turning into EOF is now inside you and your soul.

Go ahead, and proudly take on the flag of the good ol' TA in your heart, and on your shoulders!

 

[Zorua]

Apologize to her and on valentines day, gift her a calculator. That should do the trick.

 

[Nujui]

I don't get it...