Ghost Sex

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Sep 28, 2012

Ghost Sex by Clarky at 10:43 AM (2,312 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. Clarky
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    Member Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    So checking the NME i see a news article here about Ke$ha (or whatever idiot way you spell the name) having sex with ghosts. So my guess is she finally learned about masturbation, anyone elses thoughts?

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  2. Bladexdsl

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    that slutt has had sex with everything
     
  3. emigre

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    People still read the NME?
     
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  4. Clarky
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    just for the news, no need to be told about how generic indie band 12 will be the sound of next summer
     
  5. ProtoKun7

    Global Moderator ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    ...what.
     
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    Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.
     
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  7. Clarky
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    this one?

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  8. injected11

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    Really? I mean I know ghosts don't get laid all that often, but they MUST have better prospects than this...
     
  9. Flame

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    Oh my love
    My darling
    I’ve hungered for your touch
    A long lonely time
    As time goes by so slowly
    And time can do so much
    Are you still mine?
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    Oh my love
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    I’ve hungered for your touch
    A long lonely time
    And I know that time goes by so slowly
    And time can do so much
    Are you still mine?
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    Ooooooooooh.
     
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  10. Gahars

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    It wasn't me, it was a spooky ghost!
     
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  11. bradzx

    Member bradzx x-Darkie-x

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    This is kinda old. I already see it on tv show on Travel Channel. She should put on the list.
     
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    You know, I read the article and I didn't see where she said she had sex with a ghost.
     
  13. Tom Bombadildo

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    I'll admit this made me laugh. You, sir, get a like.
     
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    The fact that anyone would contemplate mating with that talentless hack astounds me....
     
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    ke$ha .......making a ghost's happy one at time ;)
     
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    Dammit kesha is ugly as fuck and is such a hoe, but I would still fuck her if I was drunk and/or high.
     
  17. Clarky
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