Ghost Sex

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Clarky, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. Clarky
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    Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    So checking the NME i see a news article here about Ke$ha (or whatever idiot way you spell the name) having sex with ghosts. So my guess is she finally learned about masturbation, anyone elses thoughts?

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  2. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    that slutt has had sex with everything
     
  3. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    People still read the NME?
     
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  4. Clarky
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    Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    just for the news, no need to be told about how generic indie band 12 will be the sound of next summer
     
  5. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    ...what.
     
  6. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong The King is Dead

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    Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.
     
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  7. Clarky
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    Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    this one?

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  8. injected11

    injected11 Crescent Fresh™

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    Really? I mean I know ghosts don't get laid all that often, but they MUST have better prospects than this...
     
  9. Flame

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    Ooooooooooh.
     
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  10. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    It wasn't me, it was a spooky ghost!
     
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  11. bradzx

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    This is kinda old. I already see it on tv show on Travel Channel. She should put on the list.
     
  12. Rydian

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    You know, I read the article and I didn't see where she said she had sex with a ghost.
     
  13. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    I'll admit this made me laugh. You, sir, get a like.
     
  14. DSGamer64

    DSGamer64 Canadian, Eh?

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    The fact that anyone would contemplate mating with that talentless hack astounds me....
     
  15. pistone

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    in your heart...coz secretly you love me !!!!
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    ke$ha .......making a ghost's happy one at time ;)
     
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  16. AlanJohn

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    Dammit kesha is ugly as fuck and is such a hoe, but I would still fuck her if I was drunk and/or high.
     
  17. Clarky
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    Clarky Don't you know who I think I am?

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    "Is that ectoplasm or are you just happy to see me?"