Ghost Sex

[Clarky]

So checking the NME i see a news article here about Ke$ha (or whatever idiot way you spell the name) having sex with ghosts. So my guess is she finally learned about masturbation, anyone elses thoughts?

 

[Bladexdsl]

that slutt has had sex with everything

 

[emigre]

People still read the NME?

 

[Clarky]

just for the news, no need to be told about how generic indie band 12 will be the sound of next summer

 

[ProtoKun7]

...what.

 

[p1ngpong]

Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.

 

[Clarky]

Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.

this one?

 

[injected11]

Really? I mean I know ghosts don't get laid all that often, but they MUST have better prospects than this...

 

[Flame]

Oh my love
My darling
I’ve hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
As time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love
To me
Lonely rivers flow
To the sea
To the sea
To the open arms
Of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh
"Wait for me, wait for me"
I’ll be coming home
Wait for me.
Oh my love
My darling
I’ve hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
And I know that time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love
To me
To…..
Ooooooooooh.

 

[Gahars]

Spoiler

It wasn't me, it was a spooky ghost!

 

[bradzx]

This is kinda old. I already see it on tv show on Travel Channel. She should put on the list.

 

[Rydian]

You know, I read the article and I didn't see where she said she had sex with a ghost.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.

this one?

I'll admit this made me laugh. You, sir, get a like.

 

[DSGamer64]

Brb going to Ke$ha$ house with a ghost costume I made out of a sheet.

The fact that anyone would contemplate mating with that talentless hack astounds me....

 

[pistone]

ke$ha .......making a ghost's happy one at time

 

[AlanJohn]

Dammit kesha is ugly as fuck and is such a hoe, but I would still fuck her if I was drunk and/or high.

 

[Clarky]

"Is that ectoplasm or are you just happy to see me?"