Gateway is love, Gateway is life

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Dorimori, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. Dorimori
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    Dorimori professional lurker

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    the closet
    >I was only 9 years old
    >I loved Gateway so much, I had all the merchandise and cards
    >I pray to Gateway every night before bed, thanking them for the roms I’ve been given
    >"Gateway is love" I say; “Gateway is life”
    >GBATemp hears me and calls me a faggot
    >I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Gateway
    >I called them CFWfags
    >They slap me and send me to go to sleep
    >I’m crying now, and my face hurts
    >I lay in bed and it’s really cold
    >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
    >It’s Gateway, THE PREMIER FLASH CARD FOR 3DS!
    >I am so happy
    >It whispers into my ear “10.3 and A9LH support soon”
    >Gateway leaves through my window
    >Gateway is love. Gateway is life.
    BOOTROM 8046
    ERRCODE: 00F800FF
    F8F8FFFF FFFFFFFF
    00000000 00000000
     
  2. ThePanchamBros

    ThePanchamBros Hates the Undertale Fandom

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    Under your bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    I hate ur gateway plz destroy it 2 day plz thx
     
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