Funniest thing I've read in a while

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"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

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da_head said:
"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

LMAO

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Manager: You drew a penis on my credit card machine.
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This reminds me of that spider thing, where the guy tries to pay his bill with a 7 legged spider.
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If I ever meet this guy in real life I'm buying him a drink off the top shelf. This is pure genius.

I used to work at a convenience store. To be honest I probably would have let the signature slide. I'd also print a copy of the receipt, so my friends would believe the story.


This story had me on the verge of tears. I almost woke my roommate, because I couldn't stop laughing.
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Ow, my sides hurt.
 

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