Funniest thing I've read in a while

[moozxy]

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.php?opt...r&Itemid=60
First time in a while something on the internet made me lol for more than 2 seconds

 

[da_head]

"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

LMAO

 

[Man18]

Noice

 

[VVoltz]

Hahahahhaa, funny indeed!

 

[dinofan01]

That really was funny. What really got me was the guy behing him cracking up at the situations. lol

 

[xalphax]

"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

LMAO

 

[alex]

Manager: You drew a penis on my credit card machine.

This reminds me of that spider thing, where the guy tries to pay his bill with a 7 legged spider.

 

[ShakeBunny]

If I ever meet this guy in real life I'm buying him a drink off the top shelf. This is pure genius.

I used to work at a convenience store. To be honest I probably would have let the signature slide. I'd also print a copy of the receipt, so my friends would believe the story.


This story had me on the verge of tears. I almost woke my roommate, because I couldn't stop laughing.

Ow, my sides hurt.

 

[Trolly]

That's awesome, I'd love to be in supermarket queue with him

. And that's a damn fine idea, I didn't think of the fact signatures could be immature doodles

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[DokiDoki98]

Hot damn, that is the only truly epic lulz i have seen in weeks