Funniest thing I've read in a while

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Jan 22, 2009
  1. moozxy
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    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    "So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."

    LMAO
     
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    Noice
     
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    Hahahahhaa, funny indeed!
     
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    That really was funny. What really got me was the guy behing him cracking up at the situations. lol
     
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    Manager: You drew a penis on my credit card machine. [​IMG]

    This reminds me of that spider thing, where the guy tries to pay his bill with a 7 legged spider. [​IMG]
     
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    If I ever meet this guy in real life I'm buying him a drink off the top shelf. This is pure genius.

    I used to work at a convenience store. To be honest I probably would have let the signature slide. I'd also print a copy of the receipt, so my friends would believe the story.


    This story had me on the verge of tears. I almost woke my roommate, because I couldn't stop laughing. [​IMG]




    Ow, my sides hurt.
     
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    That's awesome, I'd love to be in supermarket queue with him [​IMG]. And that's a damn fine idea, I didn't think of the fact signatures could be immature doodles [​IMG].
     
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    Hot damn, that is the only truly epic lulz i have seen in weeks
     

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