*FREE* Bacon Morning Post

[MPRTwice]

I'm gonna be honest with you bros, straight up no cap - I could do with some bacon.

 

[hippy dave]

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But the title says *FREE*

 

[MPRTwice]

But the title says *FREE*

This is free...if you know how to gain loads of extra money in the game using barter techniques:

"

Unlimited Money​

If you are in town at the beginning of your journey, and you go to the stables, you know already that you can buy oxen. Oxen tend to cost from 11-12 dollars an animal. This exploit involves trading the oxen away for more money than you bought them for. Here is the most efficient way to do it. Step 1: Buy 4-5 oxen. (The more oxen you buy, the higher chance it is that you can "fool" the computer and make a profit, but if you buy more than 5, than you'll make less money than you could. The stable will never run out of oxen.)Step 2: Enter the trading screen, and look for dollars.Step 3: Once you have found dollars, scroll down to see how much they have. (Remember, they have to have a greater amount of money than you spent to buy the oxen, or you wont make a profit.)Step 4: Trade the oxen away for the maximum amount possible, while still making a profit.(The maximum amount a villager can have is 100 dollars, which can only be attained with 5 oxen. If you find one of these people, you will make 45 dollars, which was about $1500 during the time period.)Step 5: Repeat until you have enough money! (If you are trying to get an amount of 90 dollars or higher, then you might get a refusal. Just hit the "haggle" button a few times, and they should accept your offer.)"

 

[x65943]

But the title says *FREE*

 

[hippy dave]

Coming through like a champ, ty

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Sorry guys, we're out of bacon. I ate it all.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Introducing a new specialty at the bacon shop: Prion filled bacon bites. The prions add extra crunch

It's free so why not have some

 

[hippy dave]

Yum yum sign me up

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Yum yum sign me up

 

[x65943]

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Brought to you by brexit

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Noctosphere]

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Sus...

 

[hippy dave]

Sus...

Get in the van.

 

[hippy dave]

Golly gosh I could sure do with some bacon

 

[AncientBoi]

Here ya go @hippy dave ​

 

[sexually_inactive]

Ahh fresh meat

 

[hippy dave]

So if Easter Sunday is for eggs, is Easter Monday for bacon?

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[hippy dave]

Bacon me

 

[AncientBoi]