*FREE* Bacon Morning Post

[kijetesantakalu042]

Free Bacon for anyone who comes here. It comes from pigs, not humans. Anyone who accuses me of cannibalism gets turned into bacon.

 

[Cranesbill]

Really? LITERALLY everyone is gonna be smart enough to know that you just exposed yourself and IT IS SOME SCUMMY AND CREEPY SHOP

LOOK, THERE'S THE REMAINS OF PEOPLE

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Really? LITERALLY everyone is gonna be smart enough to know that you just exposed yourself and IT IS SOME SCUMMY AND CREEPY SHOP

LOOK, THERE'S THE REMAINS OF PEOPLE

Did you not read the disclaimer. Come into the back with me.

 

[Cranesbill]

Did you not read the disclaimer. Come into the back with me.

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN

*wrestles cranes into back of the shop*

We have more bacon

 

[AncientBoi]

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN

Duuuuuuuuude, Chill

 

[Cranesbill]

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[CoolMe]

Really? LITERALLY everyone is gonna be smart enough to know that you just exposed yourself and IT IS SOME SCUMMY AND CREEPY SHOP

hey, it's a free country, you're just jelly trying to bury the competition

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"no spam? no thanks" - AncientBoi

 

[hippy dave]

Bacon, you say? FREE, you say? Yes please and thank you very much

 

[Cranesbill]

Bacon, you say? FREE, you say? Yes please and thank you very much

They don't even have any real smoothies you like, Hippy, like all they have is bacon smoothies

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

They don't even have any real smoothies you like, Hippy, like all they have is bacon smoothies

Don't knock it till you try it!

Bacon, you say? FREE, you say? Yes please and thank you very much

Happy to help

 

[CoolMe]

Don't knock it till you try it!
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gee, i hope it's not foreskin bacon

 

[hippy dave]

Hello, am ready for more morning bacon

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Hello, am ready for more morning bacon

Are you volunteering?

 

[Cranesbill]

You know too much Bacon is bad for you <:0

 

[MPRTwice]

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Free Bacon for anyone who comes here. It comes from pigs, not humans. Anyone who accuses me of cannibalism gets turned into bacon.

There seems to be a problem; when I needed to be safe on the road you were not there to assist directly in person, so it seems that you did not save my bacon back there.

 

[hippy dave]

Are you volunteering?

I wanna be the eater, not the eatee.

 

[AncientBoi]

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

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*Mops it with the bacon and gives you the bacon*