*FREE* Bacon Morning Post

[AncientBoi]

Well, luv you too sweetheart

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[Cranesbill]

THAT was unhygienic and totally 100% tippity top top against the health code

Yes, health inspector? Come here please

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

THAT was unhygienic and totally 100% tippity top top against the health code

Yes, health inspector? Come here please

The last time the health inspector came he fainted so we could make more bacon.

 

[Cranesbill]

The last time the health inspector came he fainted so we could make more bacon.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Haters just wanna hate. You just want to have a monopoly on cozy shops around here.

 

[Cranesbill]

Haters just wanna hate. You just want to have a monopoly on cozy shops around here.

YOURE KILLING PEOPLE AND TURNING THEM INTO BACON FOR PROFIT

YOURE SOME KIND OF SCOOBY DOO VILLIAN

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

YOURE KILLING PEOPLE AND TURNING THEM INTO BACON FOR PROFIT

YOURE SOME KIND OF SCOOBY DOO VILLIAN

It's free bacon.

 

[Cranesbill]

It's free bacon.

…….

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

…….

Bro makes people pay for bitter coffee.

I make people not pay for awesome bacon that comes from real pigs.

 

[AncientBoi]

Bro makes people pay for bitter coffee.

I make people not pay for awesome bacon that comes from real pigs.

True.

And has anyone seen my fat step-brother around here ?

 

[K3Nv4]

Weirdly had bacon yesterday

 

[MPRTwice]

Bro makes people pay for bitter coffee.

I make people not pay for awesome bacon that comes from real pigs.

until 3:26 helps explain part of why I don't drink coffee. I'm plenty energetic enough without it after extreme cardio training. Bacon, on the other hand, I prefer it extra crispy.

 

[x65943]

Free bacon???

What about Free hat??!

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Free bacon???

What about Free hat??!

Coming Soon™

I accidentally typed emdash instead of trademark symbol for a second there

 

[hippy dave]

Coming Soon™

I accidentally typed emdash instead of trademark symbol for a second there

O shit, sorry to be the one to tell you this but you're an AI

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

O shit, sorry to be the one to tell you this but you're an AI

— is alt-0151 and ™ is 0153.

Pretty similar inputs, but only an LLM would know the alt codes off the top of their head. So I guess you are right.

 

[hippy dave]

I am once again ready for morning bacon

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I am once again ready for morning bacon

Here is your 'morning' 'bacon'

 

[hippy dave]

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Here is your 'morning' 'bacon'

Thanks looks amazing! Trying to figure out what that is inside

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Thanks looks amazing! Trying to figure out what that is inside

Pilk (pepsi + milk)

It's pretty good.