But you're right. I have been enlightened. The excuse isn't bullshit, it's the truth. They are being completely honest. It would have cost money to develop more than one character for multiplayer. The real reason Ubisoft didn't add a female character really is the same reason they didn't create different male characters, and that is, "our fans will eat up any half-assed corner-cut bullshit we throw in front of them, and love it". Because why create more than one skin for multiplayer, something no other game developer has any trouble doing, when we can just copy-paste one skin and use the same voice? It's 1985 and we are playing Bomberman, and different colored capes are enough to distinguish them. Why spend any money when we can keep it instead, and people will buy the game regardless? And if they don't, "then the problem isn't with the developer, it's on them".
You know, I would have preferred the usual casual sexism.