For strong womyn everywhere: "Internet Plus Equality"

[chavosaur]

Uh oh

 

[Haloman800]

Uh oh

A fetus doesn't even have the right to life, and women have less rights than this?

 

[Haloman800]

Race doesn't exist, but white people are still racist. And how the fuck is "people of color" better than black? That's discriminating against all black things. Also there is the perfectly acceptable "they" when talking in the third person about a person with unsure gender. No need to come up with silly words that sound like aliens from old movies. I actually can't tell whether this whole thing is a joke or made by retards.

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This is just a joke.

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Mocking the people ("Social Justice Warriors") that believe/say these things.

trigger warning

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This is satire (on here) but some people actually believe this crap.

 

[Gahars]

"Self-centered."

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My calculator is more self-aware.

 

[FAST6191]

Why did nobody tell me we are fat bastards and proud were seizing upon whatever tenuous medical link for bad effects they could?


Wait a second...

Cancer suffers and proud. Recently a friend's doctor said chemotherapy might ultimately improve their quality of life. They previously had been a part of cancer acceptance and so this is a blow to the group. Not only that but chemotherapy has been seen to cause nausea, hair loss and weight loss.

 

[Veho]

My calculator is more self-aware.

Has it expressed confusion over the illogicality of human behaviour, and has it inquired as to the nature of this thing humans call "love" yet?

Cancer suffers and proud. Recently a friend's doctor said chemotherapy might ultimately improve their quality of life. They previously had been a part of cancer acceptance and so this is a blow to the group. Not only that but chemotherapy has been seen to cause nausea, hair loss and weight loss.

Chemo patients are instructed to exercise and adjust their diet. So in addition to weight loss, chemo could be said to generally improve one's lifestyle.

Chemotherapy: the latest fad diet ;O;

 

[zeello]

So she says "no friendship is worth your mental and physical health" then goes on to call her friend selfish, self-centered, and oblivious for following that very advice?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[Gahars]

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*snip*

Fun fact: The original hashtag comes from /pol/.

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When you've got thousands of your own falling for /pol/'s false flags, maybe your movement needs to take a breather.

 

[Veho]

When you've got thousands of your own falling for /pol/'s false flags, maybe your movement needs to take a breather.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

 

[zeello]

father's day shouldn't exist, but technically neither should mother's day

 

[Veho]

father's day shouldn't exist, but technically neither should mother's day

Holidays shouldn't exist.

 

[FAST6191]

Holidays shouldn't exist.

I did total up UK school holidays and the like one time. Turns out we could have 3 day weekends... every week if we did away with such things.

 

[Deleted-236924]

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He's a troll, if you couldn't tell.

 

[Veho]

 

[FAST6191]

I am unsure whether she fears teledildonics or male-male sex where consent is not or can not be given.

 

[Gahars]

*SNIP*

When everything is rape, rape is nothing.

 

[FAST6191]

I have been meaning to mention this for a while now.
I tend not to have much to contribute to these in the way of new content, partially because I am not on any social network or chat networks, but mainly as the best ones I usually hear are on the radio. Specifically on Jeremy Vine on BBC Radio 2, they usually put forth some question and the stuff they frequently get back is hilarious. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0460pdf has it and hopefully some links, it is fairly easy to get outside the UK (live and otherwise). It is usually less self righteous and more "how do you remember to breathe?"/"if you weren't already a housebound cripple then you would probably get your head kicked in should you mention such things in public", indeed it tends to get referred to as radio 2 racist hour if anybody I know wants to discuss it.

Last week one of the more amusing ones was reaction to the news that the earth was a bit older than was thought ( http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/12/earth_moon_60_million_years_older/ ) and they had a 6000 years type on there talking in circles.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

I'm a strong independent Hyrulian who don't need no Triforce.

 

[FAST6191]

A friend sent me a link earlier today, unfortunately it was to a porn video so I can not link it here. The gist though was one of the girls in it had a confederate flag ( http://www.cracked.com/article_19223_6-civil-war-myths-everyone-believes-that-are-total-b.s..html ) on her top, not even a full thing just a couple of monocolour crossed flags, the other girl was "offended" by it and said perhaps she shouldn't wear it. Sadly it was not a classic porn jumping off moment and they continued the skit for a little bit longer.

When even porn does a send up of things it may be time to rethink some things.