We will start a GoFundMe for you! Btw, you have another sub on YTI would if I could spend the money on a switch, but my wife would not go for it since I have already spent close to $5,000 in the past few months building my indoor aquaponics system. She already wasn't too keen about me blowing like $500 when I bought the Wii U in october.
Fuck, if someone wants to pony up the $$$ or donate a switch to me then I will make it happen. The only tough thing would be wiring the larger eMMC chip to the motherboard because I would not dare remove the eMMC chip from the eMMC module. As I said, BGA chips on a flex cable is way too delicate, so I would instead just solder the new eMMC chip directly to the motherboard.