Does drinking coffee make you take a number 2?

[The Real Jdbye]

Not always, but feels like half the time it gives me diarrhea.

 

[AncientBoi]

Bitch, Black is my default

You Peeked !

 

[Cranesbill]

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You broke my heart

 

[Eddypikachu]

I heard coffee shits are pretty common but it doesnt do anything to me when I drink it

 

[tech3475]

I feel like this topic is full crap, I've been drinking more coffee over the last few days due to jet lag and all it's doing is making me take the piss.

 

[VinsCool]

I feel like this topic is full crap, I've been drinking more coffee over the last few days due to jet lag and all it's doing is making me take the piss.

This.

200% water excretion, no poop.

I cannot relate to the "coffee poop" but I can totally confirm the "coffee piss" is very much real and sometime overwhelming when you try to get stuff done at the same time lol

 

[Orioncle]

it def makes you go number 1

 

[Lostbhoy]

What about number 3?

 

[VinsCool]

What about number 3?

Coffee grounds puke?
Blood clot vomit?
Phlegm expulsion?
Bile regurgitation?

Either option is guaranteed to get you go through bad humour for the entire day.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Coffee grounds puke?
Blood clot vomit?
Phlegm expulsion?
Bile regurgitation?

Either option is guaranteed to get you go through bad humour for the entire day.

Its a number 1 and number 2 at the same time

 

[VinsCool]

Its a number 1 and number 2 at the same time

That also works.

 

[Arcade2019]

No. Coffee just calms my nerves, as I'm an anxious person. I refer to it as my "anti-bullshit serum" quite often.

ADHD?

 

[ChronoCrossfangirl2002]

No but sometimes i drink the creamer on it's own because it tastes yummy

 

[Jayro]

ADHD?

ADHD - featuring Autism, and special guest: Anxiety.

 

[Arcade2019]

ADHD - featuring Autism, and special guest: Anxiety.

Tell me about it. Whole family has various combinations here!

 

[AncientBoi]

Re-checks