Does drinking coffee make you take a number 2?

[sexually_inactive]

Every morning I drink coffee for this reason. It saves me from taking a shit in a dirty work toilet during the day. I've done this for so long now that sometimes just the act of brewing my coffee makes me feel it's time to go. If I understand correctly, this is influenced by genetics and about one in four people are affected.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Yes. And gives me crazy heartburn

 

[Jayro]

No. Coffee just calms my nerves, as I'm an anxious person. I refer to it as my "anti-bullshit serum" quite often.

 

[tech3475]

Funnily enough, I just sat down with a coffee and opened up GBATemp to see this shit post.

 

[LoggerMan]

It's one of the best parts about drinking coffee.

 

[Costello]

It really helps with regularity. For me it's not immediate but within 1-2 hours after coffee, I'm good to go

 

[MasterJ360]

Adding too much sugar can cause harder stools.

 

[Lostbhoy]

What a disgusting subject....

Coffee

Your all weird!

 

[Jayro]

Adding too much sugar can cause harder stools.

Flavored liquid creamer for the win.

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What a disgusting subject....

Coffee

Your all weird!

Coffee is yummy, if made right. Most people put cream and sugar, or drink it black, both of which are disgusting to me

 

[AncientBoi]

Bof sides.

 

[MasterJ360]

Flavored liquid creamer for the win.

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Coffee is yummy, if made right. Most people put cream and sugar, or drink it black, both of which are disgusting to me

Agree, I can't stand black coffee lol yuck. Even tho im lactose intolerant I'd still make the risk in adding milk and sweeteners to get rid of the bitter taste.

 

[VinsCool]

No, should it?

 

[Xzi]

Yup.

 

[x65943]

Yes, this is why I don't drink it

 

[sexually_inactive]

18 votes isn't enough but 72% of people voting yes does suggest my one in four number is incorrect.

 

[lightwo]

Yes... and it's the exact reason I hesitated drinking coffee before morning classes for a while, because there was very little time before I left, so there was a high chance nature called during classes instead -- many times!

Outside of that; sure, no problem.

Adding too much sugar can cause harder stools.

Top comment right here

 

[Cranesbill]

Im glad none of y’all shop at my Coffee Place

Would’ve been miserable

 

[Earthshine]

It's funny to me, the people saying they love coffee but don't like it black. Ya'll put so much crap in it, how do you know if you actually like coffee? In that case why not just drink something else with caffeine? Imo, if your coffee is so bitter that you NEED creamer, sugar, etc. perhaps you're buying crap quality coffee, the wrong kind of coffee to suit your tastes, brewing it using a method that makes it more bitter, or any combination of those things.

 

[AncientBoi]

It's funny to me, the people saying they love coffee but don't like it black. Ya'll put so much crap in it, how do you know if you actually like coffee? In that case why not just drink something else with caffeine? Imo, if your coffee is so bitter that you NEED creamer, sugar, etc. perhaps you're buying crap quality coffee, the wrong kind of coffee to suit your tastes, brewing it using a method that makes it more bitter, or any combination of those things.

[says] Right On [to you].

Spoiler: Don't Peek

[then i go to my nearest]

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[Cranesbill]

It's funny to me, the people saying they love coffee but don't like it black. Ya'll put so much crap in it, how do you know if you actually like coffee? In that case why not just drink something else with caffeine? Imo, if your coffee is so bitter that you NEED creamer, sugar, etc. perhaps you're buying crap quality coffee, the wrong kind of coffee to suit your tastes, brewing it using a method that makes it more bitter, or any combination of those things.

Bitch, Black is my default