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Jun 27, 2012

Derp by FPSxploit at 4:12 PM (344 Views / 0 Likes) 5 replies

  1. FPSxploit
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    Newcomer FPSxploit Member

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    The routine of a Derp player

     
  2. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    I dont get it
     
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  3. AlanJohn

    Member AlanJohn くたばれ

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    Where is the scene where he fucks the pig but puts the condom on his own leg?
    :unsure:
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Excuse me good chap, I hate to intrude on your various important activities, but could you kindly inform me of what the fuck I just watched?
     
  6. Rydian

    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    As a minecraft player; that was fucking hilarious.

    EDIT: Explanations...

    1 - Just standing there. An intro.
    2 - Trying to cut down a tree with a pickaxe, not an actual axe. While technically possible, you might as well use your bare hands.
    3 - Trying to fish... in lava. You fish in water, not lava.
    4 - Trying to ride a boat... in sand. While you can technically steer boats on land really slowly, it's retarded.
    5 - Trying to mine diamonds with an axe. Not only is this going to be really slow, but you'll actually destroy the diamond block instead of mining the diamond out.
    6 - He's in hell, and there's a bed. Sleeping in the nether is not allowed; the bed explodes when you try.
    7 - Wooden house + fireplace = your house burning down. A lesson most minecraft players have to learn the hard way. I have burned down at least three houses.
    8 - Lots of TNT, one explosion will set them all off. Not only is that -way- too much TNT to blast through a tunnel, but the creeper coming up behind him is a monster that suicide-bombs you, which will set off all the TNT.
    9 - I have no idea what's here, but the guy that appears at the end is a reference to Herobrine.
     

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