The Internation Gaming Criminal Code

[Noctosphere]

Alright guys, let's write it down.
What gaming practice shoud be considered criminal? Let's write down what the crine is, a brief description, and the sentence for this crime.

Here's some :

Obstruction of proggression. Can be charged with "Obstruction of proggression" any gamers who are slowing down their team on purpose, and can be sentenced to a fine of 1 bitcoin or 3 months of internet ban.

Girling around. Can be charged of "Girling" any gamers who are false impersonating a horny girl, and can be sentenced to 6 months of internet ban, or up to 2 years in case of repeated offense.

Spawn Camping. Can be charged of "Spawn Camping" any gamers who kill new players at spawn point, and can be sentenced to a Wannacry virus.

Misuse of the Report System. Can be charged of "Misuse of the Report System" anyone who wants another player to be ban just because they are sore loser, and can be sentenced to up to 3 months of "wear this rainbow beanie with 'Im a whining little bitch' written on it" and a temporary shadow ban from the Report System.

 

[x65943]

Offense, username=noctosphere

Punishment, ban urself

 

[VinsCool]

Girling around. Can be charged of "Girling" any gamers who are false impersonating a horny girl, and can be sentenced to 6 months of internet ban, or up to 2 years in case of repeated offense.

Everyone knows there are no girls on internet.
It's their own fault for being gullible and falling for it.

 

[Noctosphere]

Everyone knows there are no girls on internet.
It's their own fault for being gullible and falling for it.

There are girls, but they are not horny and they are not hot.