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The only good Mario games are 64 DS, 3D Land, Super Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Luigi's Mansion 3, and New Super Mario Bros. 2. All others have frustrating levels or Stars/Shines/Moons or stupid HP nerfs or annoying controls or unnecessary characters or unliked gameplay that just make them subpar.

Mario Party has always been pure luck-based garbage with no redeeming qualities. It would've been a better series if it focused more on strategy, but it didn't and doesn't and won't.

Tomatoes taste horrible and ruin almost anything that includes them. Most Italian pizza's worse than Domino's, because the latter has barbecue sauce as an option (and more toppings, but not the point).

Japanese VA completely ruins immersion due to a lack of audible comprehension and having to stare at subtitles to understand what's going on. As a result, the Yakuza series is essentially inherently-flawed compared to Persona and (Russian, but same thing) Metal Gear Solid 3.

I'd rather play Paper Mario: Sticker Star instead of The Thousand-Year Door or PM 64, because the 3DS title doesn't have the stupid level-up system, has better (easier) Action Commands, and lacks the slow and tedious Peach interludes that just ruin the flow of gameplay. This is also why Super PM is the best game in the series, but Sticker Star is in second place (I haven't played Colour Splash or Origami King).

Map markers are NECESSARY for open-world games to be enjoyable, and said open-world games must not have equipment fragility or limited stamina. Ghost of Tsushima > Assassin's Creed Origins > Skyrim > Breath of the Wild (games that I've played at some point; Immortals Fenyx Rising would be above BotW if I had played it). Oh, and that "ugly brown phase" games went through in the PS3 era? BREATH OF THE WILD IS EXACTLY THAT WITH AN UGLY, REPULSIVE ART STYLE (that Pokemon Legends: Arceus is stupidly copying)

The only good Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games are the DS titles. 3DS and Switch titles are just inherently inferior due to changing and removing and retooling too much.
 
The only good Mario games are 64 DS, 3D Land, Super Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Luigi's Mansion 3, and New Super Mario Bros. 2. All others have frustrating levels or Stars/Shines/Moons or stupid HP nerfs or annoying controls or unnecessary characters or unliked gameplay that just make them subpar.

Mario Party has always been pure luck-based garbage with no redeeming qualities. It would've been a better series if it focused more on strategy, but it didn't and doesn't and won't.

Tomatoes taste horrible and ruin almost anything that includes them. Most Italian pizza's worse than Domino's, because the latter has barbecue sauce as an option (and more toppings, but not the point).

Japanese VA completely ruins immersion due to a lack of audible comprehension and having to stare at subtitles to understand what's going on. As a result, the Yakuza series is essentially inherently-flawed compared to Persona and (Russian, but same thing) Metal Gear Solid 3.

I'd rather play Paper Mario: Sticker Star instead of The Thousand-Year Door or PM 64, because the 3DS title doesn't have the stupid level-up system, has better (easier) Action Commands, and lacks the slow and tedious Peach interludes that just ruin the flow of gameplay. This is also why Super PM is the best game in the series, but Sticker Star is in second place (I haven't played Colour Splash or Origami King).

Map markers are NECESSARY for open-world games to be enjoyable, and said open-world games must not have equipment fragility or limited stamina. Ghost of Tsushima > Assassin's Creed Origins > Skyrim > Breath of the Wild (games that I've played at some point; Immortals Fenyx Rising would be above BotW if I had played it). Oh, and that "ugly brown phase" games went through in the PS3 era? BREATH OF THE WILD IS EXACTLY THAT WITH AN UGLY, REPULSIVE ART STYLE (that Pokemon Legends: Arceus is stupidly copying)

The only good Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games are the DS titles. 3DS and Switch titles are just inherently inferior due to changing and removing and retooling too much.
Sounds like someone who doesn’t enjoy anything that requires skills a 12 year old has
 
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most of xxxtentacion's songs are garbage
Sorry
But that’s not dangerous
That’s right.
He’s just another rapper who literally no one e v e r talked about until he dropped dead
It’s a common theme with rappers
Like that DMX dude yesterday or whatever

Another day, another dead rapper that people suddenly care about. Then never mention them again a month later
 
Sorry
But that’s not dangerous
That’s right.
He’s just another rapper who literally no one e v e r talked about until he dropped dead
It’s a common theme with rappers
Like that DMX dude yesterday or whatever

Another day, another dead rapper that people suddenly care about. Then never mention them again a month later
the only difference being is that dmx is actually a good rapper
 
Sure, here's my race opinion:
NASCAR is overrated

AND THERE IT IS FOLKS, OH LOOK THEY'RE MAKING A LEFT TURN! OH JESUS LOOK AT THAT ANOTHER LEFT TURN! #8008 MADE A LAP, AND WHAT THAT? ITS A MOTHERFUCKING LEFT TURN!
 
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Sorry
But that’s not dangerous
That’s right.
He’s just another rapper who literally no one e v e r talked about until he dropped dead
It’s a common theme with rappers
Like that DMX dude yesterday or whatever

Another day, another dead rapper that people suddenly care about. Then never mention them again a month later
I mean, i heard about x before he died

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Also how the fuck have you never heard of dmx
 

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