Cows; It doesn't matter how you treat'em, 'cuz in the end you're gonna' eat'em. Milk'em, tip'em, watch'em in your favorite cartoon, one of'em apparently jumped over the moon. Grilled or fried, bloody and messy, with Full House's Uncle Jesse. Studs and cuds, protests and rights, please dear chef, just a few more bites? Cows.