Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's now retarded

I wish for a retardation protocol

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

Everybody! (yeah!) Everybody! (yeah!)
Let's get into it! (yeah!) Get STUPID! (come on!)
Get retarded (come on!), get retarded (come on!), get retarded (come on!)
Let's get retarded and high, let's get retarded in here!

I wish to get retarded in here

 

[Coltonamore]

(Faceplum) lol! That was lame.

Granted, but your so retarded that you kill yourself.

I wish that I had pokemon black 2.

 

[Hydreigon]

Of course that was lame. I even facepalmed myself as I was typing it out

Our wish is to bring ye olde English back into the 21st century

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, but that will never happen.

I wish that id stay a better person after watching tv.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but a thief steals your TV.
I wish for more time

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, but you only have one sec.

I wish that I could go back and live my live as a kid again.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

Cause it's Adventure time ;3


I wish for a pack of Hello Kitty biscuits ;3

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, but they where gone.

I wish that I was not so scared of girls.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, in Soviet Russia, girls are scared of you.

I wish I had longer holidays.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you sleep longer

I wish my dreams weren't as realistic as this world T_T makes it hard to tell them apart... well... except I can't break the laws of physics in this world... as much...

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, now you have ponies infested in your dreams.

I wish I could recall the things that I've dreamt about.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you realize how real this world is.

I wish I was more insane.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you become as insane as Zagi from Vesperia.

I wish for more good games.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

You can't afford them


I wish for a meetup with all the awesome tempers ;3

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become bewildered when met with a pony.

I wish I could devise a way to make people see things

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you begin acting whatever it is you want people to see in front of them.

I wish my laptop's HDD had more free space than my 64GB flash drive

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all the space is now filled with ponies.

I wish saving up for a new laptop wasn't so tedious...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but for some reason, you start to have fun saving up the funds for a new laptop.

I wish my laptop wasn't so unpredictable...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it can now cook bacon... like my laptop can

I wish more laptops would overheat in such a way as to make perfect bacon~