Corrupt a wish!

[nukeboy95]

granted but it came with a eviler GLADoS

i wish to work at valve

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are there to have glados test her neurotoxin

I wish for indignation

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but it is fake


i wish for gold

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's made out of chocolate

I wish to turn gold into lead

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but it you have to kill one random person to do it


i wish to not be shy

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted your now shy when someone walks up to you

I wish I had a computer

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but there isn't a fan to cool it.
I wish for a faster laptop.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all the data you ever had becomes corrupted...

I wish to play a really old game...

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but it needs more resources than your computer can handle.
I wish to witness the creation of heaven and Earth

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted play the game on a flash cart like the super everdrive.

I wish that my n64 sdk that I downloaded of a rom site works with game maker studio.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now it doesn't do what you want it to...

I wish I would make people's brains explode through the internet~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it doesn't work on me, even though I'm already subjected to your insanity... *brain explodes*

I wish the zombies would stop ignoring me just because my brain isn't good enough for them... D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now boogie with you~

I wish for dancing zombies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they're on your lawn

I wish to strip naked and ride my bike downtown

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now obligated to tell people a bike counts as an article of clothing.

I wish my bike would appear each time I press select >_

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
It'll be a Hello Kitty themed bike ;3


I wish for a pack of jaffa's

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, you get an outdaed packet of Jaffa cakes.
I wish for a generic avatar and signature.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, who cares

 

[LunaWofl]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO~ I do~

I wish I cared... like you do when you... umm

 

[Coltonamore]

(Face plum)

I wish this was not so weird.