Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's winter melon.

I wish to throw durians at people

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the spikes get stuck in people's flesh

I wish I didn't find the scent of durians so repugnant...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I never even noticed there was a smell
(not kidding)

I wish to know why my sense of smell sucks

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, a wizard did it...

I wish to track down and kill the aforementioned wizard... with cupcakes... and flapjacks...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the cupcakes set the flapjacks on fire.

I wish for more sharp things on my bed

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, but the cupcakes set the flapjacks on fire.

I wish for more sharp things on my bed

Granted, the sharp tings are tampering penises
I wish that hydreigon is a woman

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I just wish I can act like one ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted just spam emoticons~ maybe...

I wish that wasn't the crux of my posts ._.;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's now the least predominant aspect of all of your posts. Consequently, you're unable to show any signs of emotion...

I wish for big words and over inflated jargon~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but regrettably, you have consequently and subsequently obtained a cyberphobia, a cyclophobia, and Tristadekaphobia

We wisheth to speak in ye olde tounge...

 

[Hydreigon]

We grant thy wish, for we hath desires to do the same!

We wish for thou to lower thine volume!

 

[LunaWofl]

GRANTED... how is... this?...

We doth wisheth for refractive holder which may or may not be filled with dirt... yar...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but this refractive holder you speak of is comprised entirely of dirt!

We wish to call this place...dirtville!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's no longer the dirtiest dirt in all of equestria

I wish I didn't find it so irritating when games don't loop music properly :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now video game music doesn't loop at all.

I wish boss fights were less predictable...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now they feel cheap...

I wish for an epic boss fight

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get one hit killed.

I wish bosses could stop one hit killing me...especially from long distances...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they're invincible

I wish to fight the black knight

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but you get your ass handed to you

I wish to play video games all day

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can only play bad ones

I wish for a game with an overly convoluted story