Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the jelly tastes... weird

I wish for jello, jelly, and jam

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I freeze them, so they all look the same

I wish to have a strange obsession with jelly...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now I imagine this

I wish I would stop compulsively playing with the spiritydreameateryeaterishthings in KH3D

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you stop playing it altogether

I wish to banish the moon to you

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I have 72 hours to stop it.

I wish I could travel to same point in time over and over again

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you keep traveling to the point when the third generation of MLP aired.

I wish for seaponies in G4

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they evolved into crystal ponies

I wish for very melon

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get a very enormous melon.

I wish to somehow do that dance...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but now you are compelled to dance like that in public

I wish I hadn't ._.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you do it...while recording yourself.

I wish I could dream about me falling asleep and dreaming...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you encounter me there. trying to steal your secrets

I wish for a chain of poptarts

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the poptarts are made with nitrates.

I wish for volatile organic compounds

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish for a can of mold

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but inside the can is a bunch of mini bundt molds...

I wish for an ear-splitting headache so I can gain psychic powers~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you are a duck.

I wish to use my psychic powers for evil

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are an evil duck.

I wish I could never be tired of being random...especially during times I think I'm seeing a clown preparing to stab me...heheh...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the rubber chicken he's trying to stab you with is melting into blood

I wish the porcupines would stop trying to steal my buttermilk, need an axe, I stole the one glued to the pretzel stand... Why is the stand run by Elvis is anyone's guess... I blame the happy pills...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I ask you to not raid my stash of happy pills next time! D:

I wish latios didn't discover where I hide all of my pills...he's even asking me for some!

Spoiler

I can't turn down his requests for them, can I?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... But MY HAPPY PILLS ARE MISSING D:

... I wish I knew whether someone stole them or if my body just produces the effects naturally

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you don't need them now. You're so insane, these things don't work on you anymore

I wish I knew where I got all of these insanity happy pills from