Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but said moneez becomes worthless when the fire nation attacked

I wish for a chimmi changa

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I turn it into a cherry changa...or is it a chimmi cherry?

I wish to combine the two~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a chimmicherrychonga~

I wish to make one of those

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the idea of deep fried cherries...

I wish to know how it tastes like.

 

[chyyran]

Granted, it tasted like poop dipped in nuclear waste.

I wish my iPod touch would stop crashing

 

[pyromaniac123]

Granted but you drop and break your iPod touch.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Granted, but pikachu killed everyone and you. (your not a part of everyone)
I wish i had a new computer that could not be corrupted by the next person and he could not say "Granted, but it was corrupted".

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's missing components that are required for it to function (namely, all of them)

I wish I had a better video card for my laptop :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now your laptop overheats... again...

I wish for a new laptop... with kevlar coating~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it also overheats, like mine does.

I wish I thought about what my laptop could and couldn't run before buying a bunch of games

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you decide to buy the same games anyways~

I wish I could play the games I got using the highest settings... instead of the lowest ._.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you buy a new PC...which also overheats...

I wish to actually play the games my brother and I bought...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you've already played some of them before...

I wish I purchased more crap on steam ._.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you do it when the sale ends.

I wish VVVVVV didn't give me a headache every time I try to get all of the trinkets...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, instead, you now have an annoying voice telling you what to do...

I wish it would stop asking me for a turn :/

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you fall flat on your chest and Hydreigon buttsecks you

I wish this to never, ever happen to me *_*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now nothing ever happens to you

I wish for spontaneous rectal amusement

 

[pyromaniac123]

Granted, but you shit yourself and everyone laughs at you.

I wish I had some beef steak right now.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

You can't stop eating.



I wish for my GIR shirts to arrive

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are too big

I wish for a pony plushies to go with my hello kitty and gir plushies...