Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's been on the floor for longer than 5 seconds

I wish for ramen~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the noodle shop is closed. However, there's cooking going on inside

I wish to break into it

 

[LunaWofl]

GRANTEBELIEVE IT!!!

I WISH FOR A BRIGHT ORANGE COSTUME, BELIEVE IT!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT YOU CAN'T STOP POOPING IN IT!

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD JUST LET ME USE THE DAMN BATHROOM BEFORE THIS HAPPENS!! ;O;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... they let you use the bathroom before you need it

I wish for a taco...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it had laxatives in it.

I wish to know why I keep thinking about laxatives lately...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you haven't pooped for days

I wish for a rainbow a day~

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. But now you can only see in black and white.

I wish for the steam summer sale to be even cheaper!

 

[Daemauroa]

granted, you can now pirate all the games but can't go play online.

I wish for the steam summer sale to end.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now I'm still annoyed that I can't get the bethesda collection

I wish I could by-pass it somehow

 

[nukeboy95]

granted, your steam acc is now in offline mode





i wish for a dollar

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's a sand dollar.

I wish $100 in sand dollars

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the price of sand dollars goes up~

I wish to know if I can ever be serious about something

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, you were serious about the wish, and for that reason it shall not be granted.
I wish for a table to use my computer in the bathroom on

 

[LunaWofl]

I was serious?

Err, granted, but the table is far too tall

I wish for self poping popcorn~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, each kernel is strapped in plastic explosives that detonate when you open the bag of popcorn.

I wish I could even use my computer in the bathroom. Then I could make posts about me taking a dump or a piss...while taking a dump or a piss...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but now you're put on more people's ignore lists

I wish to know if anyone has me on their ignore list

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you begin adding more people to your ignore list once you find out...

I wish to expand my ignore list

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now I'm on there >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you spend all eternity adding everyone onto it.

I wish I could be bothered to check who's on my ignore list...