Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you didn't use any hax

I wish people wouldn't run from my new camera...I mean, so what if it can shoot bullets? Isn't it supposed to shoot?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now each time you shoot, they have their souls taken...

I wish I could always avoid having photos taken of me...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you do so by smashing every camera you see

I wish people would stop randomly asking me to take a picture with them >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now run away from you...

I wish people would run instead of shivering in fear, when I get mad :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you never get angry now...

I wish I didn't get ticked off so easily

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you turn into a giant green hulking creature when you do

I wish to smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get yourself into a brawl, at which point you melee your way through your opponents~

I wish for smAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsh

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but sweetie belle is now hulk

I wish for a picture of two dictionaries and a chicken

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but unfortunately, I can't post it here.

I wish to double the fun on the moon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Luna and a changeling are banished to the moon

I wish for yogurt to erupt from the underground...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to drink 1 liter of it

I wish to hold it in for an entire day~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it escapes when you let it out

I wish for a pet hamster ._.

 

[pistone]

granted but it will be a zombie muhahahahh **insert zombie hamster pic here

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it takes over the world with a single paperclip

I wish for someone to bear my arctic blast

 

[pistone]

granted .........yourself (yourself is someone isnt ??! )
i wish for e better yesterday

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but involves alot of stray knives

I wish for a can of jelly

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the can cannot be opened.

I wish I didn't wake up so early without any reason at all...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you have a reason now. It's because you needed to puke blood...

I wish the blood I puke would have a more pinkish shade

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you begin to puke out your internal organs

I wish I could force myself to puke at the thought of puking...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you puke out strange objects

I wish to know how to play the world's smallest violin...