Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the thornes are made out of cyanide

I wish for cookies and cream

 

[Daemauroa]

granted , but the cream isn't what you think it is....

I wish for a serious comment from FrozenIndignation!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the world ceases to exist

I wish elevators could be made out of rocky road

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but it melted

i wish for less wishes

 

[Daemauroa]

granted but you won't see any differences

I wish for something..........incredibly cool.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but you are blind


i wish to see the effect of my last wish

 

[KDH]

Granted. You catch a glimpse of a parallel universe where no one wishes, or dreams, or tries to better themselves. It's really quite sad.

I wish to be a Time Lord.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you don't have a tardis, and you never will

I wish for daleks to replace everyone working at call centers...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they start to spam "EXTERMINATE" in their phone calls to random people.

I wish to stare at a bunch of bananas intently

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they all end up on the moon

I wish for a megaphone made out of bananas

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the bananas are overripe.

I wish to toss a banana through a portal

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it appears in your attic

I wish for an attic to secretly live in

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get hit by the bananas I throw at the portal.

I wish for a massive banana

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted but a massive monkey stole it


i wish for more people to play monster hunter with

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are all keep screwing everything up just to annoy you

I wish for a gravity rush sequel

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's even shorter than the first.

I wish my vita actually existed.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is given a bath

I wish for a cheap effective way to water proof any, and all, electronics

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now we have a ziploc bag for every electronic device ever created.

I wish gravity didn't exist.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now the entire world is endless void~

Granted, now we have a ziploc bag for every electronic device ever created.

*tries to think how that might work for a pacemaker*

I wish the ways I can think of wouldn't be so painful on my test subjects

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you have no test subjects.

I wish to ignore the laws of physics, they're being assholes to me D: