Corrupt a wish!

[324atk]

Granted, but you ingested a sh*t-ton of moon dust.
I wish I had a stick made of fishes to give you.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but I ate it before you can give it to me.

I wish I had a live koi fish.

 

[TheDreamLord]

Granted, but it'll eat you.

I wish I was a sexy bunny.

 

[Deleted member 282441]

granted but no one loves you.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted,

I wish you made a wish.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted?

I wish for the perfect Hello Kitty plushie to place in my "future" Mazda.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but it fell out one day and got run over by your "future" mazda.

I wish to finish Tales of the Abyss.

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Granted, But after you beat it, you run out of your front door to celebrate and fall into an abyss.

I wish that I had Rayman Origins 3DS.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. In your excitement of owning a copy, you drop your 3DS, and a car runs over your device.

I wish to make a pointless wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your wish was perfectly round.

I wish for something sharp

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, you got a sharp tongue.

I wish for some eclair cream puffs.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they taste strange.

I wish for explosive food

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. *drinks glass of chocolate milk, tosses milk at FI*

I wish for combustible lemons.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they combust spontaneously.

I wish for some milk.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's some explosive chocolate milk.

I wish for some rocks.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they used to be a bigger rock called "Tom"

I wish to reference my little pony in a post.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must print paper.

I wish to print paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cant print paper

I wish for nothig

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's everythig.

I wish for anythig.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Unfortunately, we do not grant grammatically incorrect wishes.

I wish for nothing in return.