Corrupt a wish!

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but since the shipping was rushed, it arrived in dire conditions.

I wish people would read the stickies.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. They read the first word of every sticky and try to formulate a sentence using said words.

I wish people would stop making threads that ask "WHEN IS 3DS GOING TO BE HACK HURR DURR I WANNA PLAY 3DS ROMS"

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they spam that in other threads

I wish for a parachute.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, here's a para-koopa.

I wish KH3D preorders come with mini keyblades.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are the size of actual keys.

I wish for a key made out of bubble gum.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but it got stuck in your hair when you blew a bubble

I wish to eat chocolate and chew gum at the same time.

(oh, and by mini keyblade, I was actually thinking about key sized. So I got my uncorrupted wish. Yays~)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it melts your teeth

I wish I could destroy the world

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, wiki is down to protest SOPA/PIPA.

I wish I was more of a bigot.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are attacked by bigfoot

I wish I could fight dracula

 

[DeadLocked]

Granted, but SOPA prevents you from using any harmful attacks and you are left to Dracula unarmed because Guns and other weapons are copyrighted.
I wish my gym was always deserted except from me and the occasional sexy female.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you get neutered and become handicapped.
I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, your wish was crushed and made into soup instead.

I wish for the great potato.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its air dried

I wish for sardines

 

[gorolink]

Granted, but they're meat sardines. Not really bad, but not what you expected.

I wish I completed a Final Fantasy without getting bored at mid-game.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted but you had to do meth to make it possible, now you are addicted--good job.

I wish for a super fighting robot that is female and totally hot.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, Nitori built it for you

Spoiler

Goto 1:25 (Nitori is the girl with the green cap)

I wish for Guile's sonicboom

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted but you blow out your eardrums doing it.

I wish for magnificent games to appear in my Xbox library.

 

[Xarsah16]

Granted, but all the games are used and scratched, so they skip horribly every time you play them.

I wish I had a cute pony from MLP Friendship is Magic for a friend Like Rainbow Dashie.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but first, you have to find equestria.

I wish for another episode featuring derpy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Its an episode about derpy being fired from the postal service as a result of her poor eye-sight.

I wish for more swooning...