Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted :/ but you realize what stupid little thing you were overlooking...

I wish I could be stuffed enough to replay Limbo :/

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you are stuffed enough to be a work of..

I wish my graphic card could run The Witcher 2..

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it explodes on startup.
I wish for the dfhhhh.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but that doesn't make sense.

I wish for rule 34 stop reaping away my childhood.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, it rapes you instead.

I wish I could see this image D:

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but then you got an arrow in your knee...

I wish for more meme's on this forum...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you take an arrow to the knee

I wish for a long rainbow

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but it's coming out of the back end of Nyan Cat
I wish for ginger people

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are zombies

I wish for a fountain of information, that takes 3 days to clean.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the information that has been saved was about 'How to dodge rain' and 'Stuff relating to ponies and madness'

I wish for the MLP to be about food and politics.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted: but just like anything else that revolves around food and politics: it becomes a show about people complaining about their cyclical and endless problems and discontentment.

I wish I could stop being so cynical :/

 

[kevan]

Granted but instead you become a pony...
I wish that... muffins

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted but instead you become a pony...
I wish that... muffins

Granted, Cupcakes.

I wish I could find my 3DS intact and playable and within my reach...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but every game you play freezes after 10 minutes

I wish i could live in a freezer :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets too hot in there.

I wish to live in a furnace.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, how long does it take for a human body to turn into ash?... I hope you rented it, but no...

I wish... for...A... Lag-reducing.... Patch... For my Best-Friend's... PS3... So... We can play... SKYRIM.... normally....

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, how long does it take for a human body to turn into ash?... I hope you rented it, but no...

I wish... for...A... Lag-reducing.... Patch... For my Best-Friend's... PS3... So... We can play... SKYRIM.... normally....

Granted, now the game runs at 600FPS

I wish I didn't have to work today

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, you're fired.
I wish that I had a contra game.

 

[haflore]

Granted, it's a Virtual Boy exclusive.

I wish I had a Evil Lair.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its filled with ponies

I wish for an evil lair filled with ponies