Corrupt a wish!

[FireGrey]

Granted, thanks to GBATemp your homework now starts at 4am. Enjoy.

I wish that something nice would happen for someone.

Granted, but you have no idea who it happened to and if it actually happened.

I wish I was in a girl's body for a day.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, all her bones are broken and you lay in hospital all day.

I wish to be able to break people's bones... for science!!!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted you die and reincarnate into a hammer

I wish for shit nuggets in a plate

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are superglued to the aforementioned plate

I wish for plato

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, socrates.

I wish my teacher didn't assign two more essays right after one was due... D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, she assigns three~

I wish they would accept ponies as essays :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they'll accept ponies for everything.

I wish for a pony.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its celestia

I wish for a pony

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's spike.

wait...

Spoiler:

I wish spike was a pony.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but he becomes best pony

I wish for a different best pony

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's rarity.

I wish for 10 minutes of rarity whining loudly.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, it's not 10 minutes and it's german.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ7XCp45AsQ

I wish people had morals :[

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, people have morals that are totally immoral. =D

I wish for moar.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, mortar.

I wish for less.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, there's moar of less, thus there's moar.

I wish for even moar.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get maor

I wish for moor

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get "more."

I wish for nothig.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get his evil brother; Everythig

I wish to uncover the mystery of printing paper

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, it opens a whole new world of even more complex mysteries.

I wish people were smart >.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, now excuse me, I gotta find what in the fucking heck the amount, in grams, of Barium Hydroxide is required to make a 1.00m aqueous solution.

I wish somebody knew the answer!! ;O;