Corrupt a wish!

[s4mid4re]

False, you already have one and it's shitting in your room for months.

I wish I had a 3ds ;_;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you submerge it in water

I wish for a fluttershy plushie~

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but vanishes each time you try to find it.

I wish for the internet to be real.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become a meme.

I wish to do a barrel roll, and no one is going to stop me!!!

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but now you just a freaking katarami.

I wish for money and lots of it!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its used to print paper.

I wish nothig could print paper

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but everything prints wood

I wish I could get away from Felixstowe

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but now you have to deal with me

I wish for something that doesn't involve psysics

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you fall from a... err... but I punch you in the face... huh... T_T corrupting wishes without the use of physics is hard... You get hit by a book which moments prior was experiencing projectile moti- SCREW THIS!!! You die. T_T

I wish I had less reliance on physics~

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, you kill him with Hydrogen Monoxide.


I wish I could drown in CH5(NH2)3CHOCOOH

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but wtf is that?!

I wish for Frozen to show us her dark fantasies.

 

[Foxi4]

...if she does, you will be the subject. You wouldn't want that if only you knew...

I want the postman to kindly bring me the Pandora battery, memory stick and headsets I ordered 3 days ago.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but he gives you in exchange to do his job for those three weeks.

I wish Foxi will be as mean as VA.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only VA was mean.
Also, CH5(NH2)3CHOCOOH is semen.

I wish to soak s4mid4re in (NH2)2CO + H2O.

 

[Foxi4]

Ninja... >> Granted, but S4mid4re immediatelly bites off your soaker.

I wish the store was still open, I need a Red Bull. >>

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but you can only buy monster.

I wish for the plot device to never exist inside a Zelda game.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the plot is now ten times as long and significantly less interesting.

I wish for cupcakes...

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted play with my cupcake!

I wish for Sonic games to have secrets about ruleyd stuff.

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but sonic becomes strangely boring to play

I wish I didn't have to do coursework

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but this week you have a quiz on that coursework.

I wish shrinking rays were real.