Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you head over to s4mid4re's room with the whip you wished for.

I wish for ponies.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are now stuck in equestria~

I wish to be stuck forever in equestria~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must now speak with the royal "we."

I wish to turn on caps lock.

 

[LunaWofl]

WE APPROVE AND GRANT THINE WISH

WE WISH FOR JOYFULNESS!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT OUR JOY COMES AT THE EXPENSE OF OUR FELLOW SUBJECTS. :trollface:

WE WISH FOR MEGAPHONES.

 

[LunaWofl]

GRANTED

WE WISH FOR MEGAPHONE DAY!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT THIS FORCES US TO CHANGE OUR
FONT.

WE WISH FOR EVEN LARGER TEXT. ;O;

 

[Canonbeat234]

GRANTED, Now you can only type with your eyes closed.

I wish for someone know how to do this. (typed this with my eyes closed)

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT.

WE WISH FOR VOICE LESSONS.

 

[Canonbeat234]

GRANTED, NOW YOU CAN ONLY SING IN A DEEP BASS VOICE THAT'S CAUSES A BROWN NOTE!

I WISH FOR 4CHAN TO BE OFF THE INTERNET FOREVER!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to take it down personally.

I wish for unreadable text.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, now I don't care what you typed anymore.

I wish for someone extremely funny right now.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, I'm funny. See?

I wish my virginity back.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, but you're now sterile and a boy.

I wish for hbgdrjgluhgrkjgjlkrglj and more wor 8u3408u 3m-t 8u-3mu8ny3 -v8ytnvn57tvtn98-v with a little bit of klsafkljfjklerkjlfejkjhrgjjkegkjnjngngjkgkjbg98w89fd9084f0943r90 without the mwel,fkejrfuo i3m 8u094m3c4um0-ru8-9rcm,3490u=v50u=93bv

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted hbgdrjgluhgrkjgjlkrglj wor 8u3408u 3m-t 8u-3mu8ny3 -v8ytnvn57tvtn98-vklsafkljfjklerkjlfejkjhrgjjkegkjnjngngjkgkjbg98w89fd9084f0943r90

I wish for a banana

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, now you're a ponanana.

I wish for 54ttu089v8uy245ubu4bu5809t42b5um824bu084utbu2845bt,48902bt,u0420u9tbu09,42tbu0940,9ub5t09u42tb0=9,2 without any 9's.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted 54ttu08v8uy245ubu4bu580t42b5um824bu084utbu2845bt,4802bt,u0420utbu0,42tbu040,ub5t0u42tb0=,2

I wish people could make better wishes...

 

[Canonbeat234]

Graznted, you don't grant them any better.

I wish Sonic Generations had a secret video about Yugi Naka rage quitting from SEGA.

 

[s4mid4re]

granted, you get q34opur23j-r8ck0-kzsdm12304u8e4d9-m81c029rui123=-4890m230cr9 23r45123p4-m904-12dmx3-218n9xdfuinh3

I wish for my femininity back.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you have trisomy X

Time to get all serious... I wish Tess liked me