Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your right arm is now sore.

I wish for more left handed items :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you're right-handed.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only with a fork

I wish I was ambidextrous in regards to more things than sword fighting >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but only in regard to printing paper.

I wish I was ambidextrous with a spoon.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become a spoony bard

I wish more people would yell "YOU SPOONY BARD!!!" when angry

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but Zeromus cast Meteor on them as they do

I wish for more FF4 Ds love

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you are a spoony bard

I wish to rely on something more witty

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you suffer from memory loss, so you can't remember what that something is.

I wish I had boobs.

 

[duel]

Granted, but it gets unbearable after a while.

I wish nothing would happen.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but it gets unbearable after a while.

I wish nothing would happen.

Granted, literally nothing happens, including you breathing for the next three to five minutes.

I wish I had a golden ticket.

 

[duel]

Granted, but the ticket isn't valid for anything.

I wish everything would happen.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, everything happens, including you forgetting to breath for the next three to five minutes.

I wish you'd give me another wish I could corrupt in this fashion.

 

[duel]

Granted, but the wish you have been given is already corrupt.

I wish that the hare would beat the tortoise in their next race.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the hare literally beats the shit out of the tortoise and hides the body. Also, there is no race.

I wish to send something and/or somepony to the moon.

 

[duel]

Granted, but the somepony was sent to the moon by having a rocket taped to its back. It doesn't get very far.

I wish that I could meet the man on the moon.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but you don't have a space suit and suffocate

I wish that my wish gets corrupted

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is not corrupted

I wish for a doctoral degree in soda

 

[duel]

Granted, but you spent 5 years getting your doctorate only to find that Dr. Pepper has the only job that has any use of this qualification, and your only other option is becoming a lecturer for the Soda Doctorate course.

I wish that something nice will happen to the person who gants my wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, i spontaneously combust

I wish for sodium and a glass of water

 

[duel]

Granted, but you only get a speck of sodium and a drop of water.

I wish that this topic would end.